“WE NEED COMMUNISM” a crowd of Angry Foals said as they launched themselves out of catapults into the Ponyville Missile Silo. You see, after the Crystal Empire blew up and Princess Celestial burned CanterCop, The only one left to lead was Very Fat Pig. Yes, that was his name. He was the new Captain Of the Royal Guard. He decided to implement a Nazi Dictatorship where all the JewRaffes were brutally cuddled to death. Turns out all the Angry Foals wanted Best Princess to rule them. And thus lead to the Second World Cuddle. [emoji] [emoji]. The mane belligerents were the...
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and also a very angry Anime Character. Yes, that’s his name.
Meanwhile in Neighpan
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Sounds continued to Echo as two angry monks from the Religion of the Frying Pan continued to beat each other to death.
MEANWHILE IN [INSERT HORSE PUN HERE]
“nu u”
“no you”
Two ponies in suits continued to yell at each other for creating PISIS (Pony Islamic State of Irock and Sealia). One was Todd Howard and the other was Hilary Clinton.
“Lmao you both suck” said a pony in a Ninja Suit with a “The Real Enemy is Duct Tape” shirt said.
“Who r u?” Said Todd Howard and Hilary Clinton in unison.
“emails” he said.
Then everything exploded.