• Member Since 8th Jan, 2013

xXCondemnedSoulXx


It's my pleasure to entertain, and my drive to continue forward. I hope I give you a good time for your share, and maybe I'll give you a laugh or two. We'll see. Keep it cool, Condemned.

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You are a human, Anonymous, that has lived in Equestria for two years. After a Hearth's Warming Eve spent together, Anonymous goes through a revolutionary phase when he realizes that Rainbow Dash, his closest friend in this world, has been harboring feelings for him that he never even noticed. How did he never notice? Why him, and not a stallion? Is he some kind of xenophiliac deep down?

Rated for language, along with various sexual-themed exploits. But no sex. Because sex with pastel-colored horses shouldn't be posted on websites that are meant to be browsed by anyone who can click a check box on a dropdown list used by anyone browsing a website. Or at least made to be more secure than that. Because really, who would want to read something like that?


This story has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the prose-reading mind.

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Links to Commando Pony's reading:
Chapters 1-4
Chapters 5-8

UPDATE! The original version of this story was recently added to the /mlp/ collaboration of "Tales To Fap Too - Volume #3". You can purchase the paperback version here (all proceeds go to charity):
Link to paperback version
Again, it is the unedited version, so you'll be reading it in full 4chan greentext format. Also, you'll get spoilers. Spoilers everywhere.

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Morning Glory has just moved to Ponyville. Her cousin Applejack has offered to show her around town and introduce her to her best friends and fillyfriend Rainbow Dash. Morning is nervous at first but soon warms up to them, particularly a goofy pink pony that makes her giggle.

This story will be how Morning begins to fit in to the town and her new life in Ponyville.

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Sup. My name is.... Well, I don't really Have a name, as I am a test subject at Omega Test Facility, on Earth. Oh yeah, and I'm a robot. In fact, a really expensive and badass robot if I may say so myself. Aaaanyway, back to the description at hand. I find myself in a place I later learn is called Equestria. This is mainly due to the owner of the facility conducting stupid and unnecessary tests, one of which ends me up in Equestria. And guess what? I bloody called it!

(Please note, Ponies and Griffins are humanized. However, griffins will have different features as will other races. Minotaurs will be Minotaurs (normal scale, features, etc) and changelings will also have their own features (scales/chitinous bodies.) Zebras will also be humanized, but naturally being from Zebrica will have features like that of the humanized Zecora (look it up :) ).

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This is the story of a young pegasus stallion, or you specifically. After the passing of your mother, and your ever increasing distant father, your brother has never felt safe in the cloud home. Afraid of heights and normal life in Cloudsdale, you decide to abandon your former life to start a new one on the ground, in a town called Ponyville. While there you find a cute mare that runs the local post office who goes by the name of Ditzy Doo.

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Twilight Sparkle has been convinced that kidnapping YOU is the solution to saving Equestria! While this should be a dream come true (going to Ponyville, meeting Twilight Sparkle, etc..) There's just one catch...

You don't want to be a pony... At least not like this!

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You are a pony that has found a job working on the one and only Sweet Apple Acres. You have been happily working on the fields and playing what you play best, the guitar. You always love those classic songs, pop, and even country, anything to do with acoustics. One day you work the hardest you will ever work, the Apple family reunion, the apple family makes you work till you drop, but you don't mind one sort bit, you gaze upon looking at every family member of the Apple family, but one mare spots you and she goes wild when it comes to strings.

This story contains anthropomorphised ponies (aka humanized ponies)

cover art belongs to atryl on deviantart

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Axton Coglink, your everyday young colt, is a blank flank. Constantly pursued by bullies in his old school for being one. When his family move to Ponyville, a whole new life starts for him which invite all sorts of adventures where he'll make new friends, a few enemies, and with luck, embark upon some amazing ventures. Teaming up with the CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders), Who knows what's in store?

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Princess Luna, carrying out her normal duties of watching over the dreams of her subjects, comes across one of a more intimate variety. Normally unfazed by such dreams, this one embarrasses her into leaving quickly. Despite her decision to never think about the dream again—like always—she can't help but remember a single detail from it. A detail so strange she feels the need to talk to the dreamer about it. Unfortunately, she doesn't know who the dreamer was.

Awkwardness ensues.

For more story, read: One Day in the Life of Princess Celestia
For more awkward comedy (and story), read: Everypony Knows About the Wet Dream

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When they came over the wake
In a tide of crimson hue
When the anvil rang and the landers sang
Of the bright ones bathed in blue

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This story is a sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends


Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. He'd have written, but between saving his newly discovered brother and destroying a scourge of vampires he's been a little busy. Then out of the blue he receives a strange letter from Twilight asking him to return. With no cases at the moment he eagerly accepts, but his friends aren't the only ponies expecting him. There's been a lot of rumors since his last visit and some ponies aren't too keen on seeing him come back.

A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.

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