Get. Away. From. Twilight.
That's all that is on your mind right now. Get away from the most powerful being you've ever known. While she may be adorable, she is downright DANGEROUS! She just vaporized several fruit stands, magically tasered Carmel, (wrong place, wrong time buddy...) and is currently aiming for your backside with a less than friendly looking lightning spell.
"Look Twilight! I'm sure we-" (the spell blasts past your hip and catches a nearby stump on fire) "NEVERMIND!"
You can feel the tingle of Twilights levitation magic constantly trying to grab hold of you, and you can tell the only thing keeping her from getting a solid grip is the fact that you are moving and changing direction so quickly.
You lunge over the top of Roseluck's stand and sprint into the store "Quills and Sofas". You run to the back of the store, but don't see any sort of backdoor exit. You quickly hide behind a sofa right as Twilight comes running in.
"Come on out America! You WILL become a pony eventually!" Twilight announced while prowling around the couches looking for you.
America? Is that what she's calling you now?
Roseluck comes trotting into the store after Twilight and asks, "Twilight? What was that? Is everything alright?"
"Yes Roseluck, everything is fine... This is just one of my...." Twilight puts her hoof to her mouth as she searches for a good answer. "Experiments!"
"Yes!” Twilight stomps her hoof to reinforce the point. "It's just an experiment that I've been working on! It escaped and I've been trying to catch it!"
"It looked scared Twilight..." Roseluck said with a concerned expression. "Maybe if you just-"
"No it's fine Roseluck!" Twilight said, interrupting her hastily "I've got everything under... control..."
At this point both mares have slowly stopped talking, and you glance over your shoulder to ascertain what's going on. Then you suddenly realize that they can physically SEE you awkwardly stuck climbing halfway out of the window.
"Um... You say frozen halfway through the window. "I really like your manes?"
In response Twilight launches a magical bolt straight at you, but this time she nails your foot as you awkwardly lunge/fall from the window.
"Whoa!!" You yell. All of a sudden things start feeling strange... Your weight seems to be changing, your hands feel suddenly very odd... Almost rubbery... Then you feel it... This is it! You are changing you are-
Not a pony. You are weightless! You are currently floating slowly away from the window about a foot off the ground.
Picture superman, flying above the ground with arms outstretched, but with the speed of a turtle...
"What? How am I even-" *WHACK*
You just ran headfirst into the Apple Family Apple Stand. Maybe next time you should watch where you are flying... "Hey there! Watch where you are goin' there Mr.-" Applebloom runs around the corner to see you simply floating slightly off the ground, holding your head, right next to the Family Apple Stand.
"Wh- What are you doin'" Applebloom says hesitantly.
"Ughhh… I have no idea" You groan out while holding your aching head.
"Applebloom! Good work!" Twilight says as she trots up. "I've been trying to catch him all day!"
"Him?" Roseluck and Appleboom both ask in unison.
"Oh... Hehe. Yes. This is a male that I've been experimenting on-" Roseluck's eyes widen with shock, Applebloom just looks confused.
"Twilight! Roseluck exclaims in shock. "What are you-"
"N-No! Not like that!" Twilight blushing crimson red stutters out, "It was a sanctioned research project for Equestri-"
"Applebloom what is goin' on-" Big Mac walks up, and his eyes widen in shock as he sees you.
In the midst of all the commotion, and your waves of pain, a bright multi-colored streak BLOWS right through the center of the group, sending dust and wind swirling by. All the group could hear was this faint noise when it happened.
“Dibbs Egghead!”
You feel something tugging you along at high speed through the air. You open your eyes to see yourself dodging around townhouses like a stunt driver maneuvering through cones on an obstacle course. You shut your eyes and frantically cover your face as you fly THROUGH two open windows at Sugarcube corner, and open your eyes as you clear the last outskirts of Ponyville...
You look over your shoulder to see exaclty what is dragging you by your hoodie... to see only the most overconfident, cocky, and yet somehow inspiring smile you've ever seen.
It was Rainbow Dash.
"Hey there lightweight! I saw you just 'floating' around down there and thought you could use a lift!" She says as she winks at you. "Now, just 'hang' here for a second, I'll be right back!" Rainbow attaches your hoodie to a cloud. As you wonder how she did that Rainbow Dash swoops down to Twilight.
Being currently weightless, and tied to a cloud really high off the ground you can't hear too much of what is being said. You did hear a small bits when the wind died down slightly.
"Gated.... My projec-.... belong... Ponyfy-... Equestria!"
"What? Bu-... We shoul-... Can't be righ-... Own?"
"What was he? Is he dange-..."
"Twilight, my catc-.... belong to whoev-... Even has my mark!"
"Rainbow you giv-... Right now!"
"Sorry Twi! Finde- keepers!"
"RAINBOWWW!"
Rainbow rockets back right in front of your face to you and cheekily grins at you as she crosses her hooves over her chest.
"So. How awesome is this! You get to be around a pony as awesome as me!"
"Um... Cool?" You weekly offer.
"You bet it is!" Rainbow excitedly exclaims while punching you in the arm. HARD.) "So... Lets go back to my place..." Rainbow says in a husky voice with her eyes half lidded. “We can be 20% more awesome there…”
"Wut..." Your mind just got fried with what just happened.
"Sweet!" (Rainbow grabs you by your hoodie and shoots straight toward her favorite cloud)
Well, it's like nobody says... A kidnapping a day keeps the insanity away!
Wut... Indeed.
Edit: Eat your heart out FIRST commenters.
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Nopony wants big ol' mac.
Down with McDonalads.
(Joke) Alt. Title: Running For Your Life From This Fic
1800142 For some reason I was reminded of this song by your comment...
It kinda fits my fic too!
The character should have grabbed an apple.
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Definitely an interesting story, but two things:
First - you are horribly misusing parentheses. See this short guide for proper usage.
The other thing is to please try to avoid the ruinously overused memes... like "20% cooler"
1805195 Hehe... Sorry. I realized that after the first chapter . So in the second chapter I tried to reduce the amount, and in the third chapter I'm trying to cut almost all of them out.
Overall I'm going to try to avoid cliches like the 20% one, but for Rainbow-eske moments , I will sometimes feel like it's called for.
Thanks for the input!
This is pretty funny for a random/crack fic. I was at first sorta taking it seriously and was going to point out some issues with the proposed conflict driving the story, but then I decided "Buck it, enjoy teh funneh" and all was good.
The whole weightless thing was a little confusing. Did he turn into a Pegasus and couldn't control his flight ability or is he still human and just floating etc? The descriptions and scene imagery are lacking a bit right now. So the content is funny, just needs a bit more descriptions, though not so much that it'd disrupt the fast paced comedy the story is going for.
So let's get this straight: He doesn't know that he's been transformed into a pegasus, and his hoodie (that he's still wearing) has RD's mark on it.
Liked, loved, hooked.
I should never be a zebra cause i can't rhyme for shit.
I don't care for the format of the story.
That said however, it's a nice take on the whole idea of being ponified and it got me to chuckle a few times.
All in all, it's not bad.
1805626 Sorry about that! He is still human. I debated turning him into a pony , but at least for now I want him to be human. There is a lot more I can do with a human for now story-wise...
1807230 He is wearing a RD hoodie, but no, he is not a pony or animal of any sort! He is still human! Sorry if that was a bit unclear from the chapter... Also, there will NOT be sex, or anything like that of a graphic nature in this fic. Not my style.
1807265 Thanks for the compliment! I wrote this fic for your enjoyment!
1807953 If you are talking about the 2nd person... I might agree with you. In hindsight I might have been better off writing this as a 1st person fic... But now I'm committed, and enjoying the challenge! I'm glad you are enjoying it, especially since I'm such a new "creative writer"! (I only started writing non-factual papers a short bit ago. So writing a story is a very new experience for me... )
Thanks everyone!
When he said America i just had to think about these guys.
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America FUCK YEAH.
*thumbs up* I still have no clue whats going on. BUT I LIKE IT! ...gonan likly be readign this few more times to make surei get every thing.
Said my brain. Here's my reply
Not bad mate. I look forward to where this is going.
Faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a locomotive.......opps sorry wrong person, I mean slower than a turtle, but at least hes faster than twilight lol.
this would be so cool but so disturbing at the same time.
I'd go along with it gust so I could be a Pegasus
Don't know what I'm getting myself into, don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going in anyways. Full speed ahead!
"Twilight Roseluck exclaimed in... quotes?
You just ran headfirst into the..... What happened to flying at the speed of a turtle?
Twilight blushing crimson red stutters out commas after Twilight and before stutters.
To see the most overconfidant.... put an "only" at the beginning. Runs better
Rainbow's puns are horrible. Don't stop, the people with bad puns never stop.
Did she decide to take a blob of flesh to her house while flirting with it? *shudders*
1812728 You want to be ponified and become (possibly) a sex slave? Without fingers?
Yeah... tell me how your first week goes later.
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1822563 Hehe, thanks! Honestly I've just been trying to clean up my first few chapters as I originally had FAR too many parenthesis. The doc transfer left some... errors as well. I'll try to fix those soon.
As for how this pony-fication program will work out... you'll just have to see.
Also... keep in mind it's Rainbow Dash. She LOVES messing with people, and is very competitive. Those two reasons were enough for me to have her re-kidnap you.
This is great MOOR! Also, Merry christmas
RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Oh man, he is so screwed. Ah damn it
1822586 YOU FUCKING PONIFIED WHAT'S THE GODDAMN MATTER WITH YOU
RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry had to get that out great fic
Awesome Rainbow Dash, I just hope the brony will tell him he can't walk on clouds.
i can picture him making the best impresion of the poker face rage-face when he says "wut"
Rainbow...what did we tell you about rapping people?
no idea what you're talking about
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I'm Sure I'm not the first to point this out. But I would love to see RD RAP someone. That would be hilarious!
Now that's just bribery, but okay i'll like your story
Silly pony. You can't call dibs on America.
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Oh. Well, maybe you can.
4107629 I don't know wether to commend you or slap you.
So I'm just going to laugh.
Well he escaped being ponyfied in order to be....taken back to the house for....forceful pleasurable fun....riiiiiight.....this is not going to end well.