“MPHPRRRRRGH!!” You try to yell, but instead are met with Cloud Kicker’s incredibly aggressive kiss.
“MUHHHGG!” You frantically try to push Cloud Kicker away, but she is STRONG. You are trying to pull away... But you just can’t shake her! How are you going to-
[RED ALERT] *VATHUMP* Annnnd.... Twilight's on your back again.
“GOTCHA HAHA!!” Twilight triumphantly announces.
“Hey!” Could kicker yells finally breaking her death grip on your face. “Don’t wing-block me girl!”
Twilight quickly takes in the situation, takes a deep breath, then shouts,
“LISTEN YOU BUNCH OF FEATHER BRAINS! I am here on a MISSION from Princess CELESTIA!” Twilight glares at you. “And NOPONY is going to stop me!”
Looking over your shoulder you see the glow of a horn being charged, and sense at the same time Lyra and Cloud Kicker lunging towards Twilight, and then it clicks.
This is it. Your snapping point. You’d been kidnapped, teleported, molested, and generally had your entire life turned upside down.
That was IT.
You roll your shoulder forward and bend over, throwing Twilight off the top of you onto the oncoming mares and let loose with all the frustration that has been building up since you were kidnapped.
“NO. MORE!!! NO MORE!!!!” You glare down at the three mares, all now looking up at your menacing figure as you glower over them.
“I have HAD IT!” You yell, spit flying from your mouth. “I am done. Done! Twilight! You WILL take me to Mayor Mare in Ponyville, and I WILL have justice!" You pause, collect yourself and pace a few step.
You slowly run your hands through your hair and turn back to the small pile of thoroughly cowed mares.
*ahem* You nervously cough and attempt to start again.
“I’m sorry. I shouldn't have lost it like that.” You take a deep breath and continue. “But I need to speak to an authority."
Twilight?” You look deeply into Twilight’s eyes. “I need this. After I speak to the Mayor, then all will be decided.”
You place your back against a nearby cloud wall and slowly slide down into a sitting position, covering your head with your hands. “I’m tired of running.”
…
“What!?” Lyra blurts out, clumsily extracting herself from the other mares. “But... America! You are just... giving up?” Lyra says, her lips pouting.
“Lyra, this isn’t how I... ....How America handles things.” You smile gently.
“A wise man once said that, ‘Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyways.’”
“WHAT?” Twilight Sparkle yells.
“Oh myyyy...” Cloud Kicker blushes while playfully winking at you.
You facepalm. “Not like tha- You know? Forget it. Twilight? Just take me to the Mayor.” You mutter out.
“Cloud Kicker, Lyra? I want you two at the court.” You say.
“Ok!” They both cheerfully say. “Don't worry! We’ll get you out of this!” Lyra says, Cloud Kicker nodding in agreement.
You walk over to Twilight and put your hand on her back gently. Right as you can feel Twilight casting the spell you say.
“I’m gonna bring you girls up on charges.”
*CRA-COW!*
Short but good chapter
Well, that was short but sweet. It was mostly short, however.
I agree, short, sweet, and to the point. Keep at it.
so this is how it ends
pheonix wright
atleast gimmie animages5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31700000/Phoenix-Wright-OBJECTION-MLP-style-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-31760837-2102-1361.jpg
America gets a reward for that chapter end,
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I agree with those three above me.
I like
America handles things he doesn't like with war!
That's how we do things in the good ol US of A!
“Ok!” They both cheerfully say. “Don't worry! We’ll get you out of this!” Lyra says, Cloud Kicker nodding in agreement.
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"I'm gonna bring you girls up on charges."
Priceless XD
(also, right clicking in the comment box isn't working anymore for me... I can't copy/paste, I had to type it.)
*claps* America always the hero....so we say.
When in doubt SUE THE FUCK OUT OF SOMEONE!
So it's going to happen in court?
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Okay, Phoenix Wright is perfect for that moment. And for a random moment,
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I can feel the awesomeness incomming. Phoenix wright scene? Phoenix wright scene!
>get yourself teleported to Equestria
>being forced to turn into stallion to breed
>request your genitals be ponifyed instead
>winning!
2161157 Yes Yes I agree completely...
America I thought you gave up....but silly me! America never gives in!
Represent yourself in court, receive a go-home free card, and celebrate!
FOR AMERICA!
Sme explain what the hell he is going to do I'm lost.
Update! Yay! Short, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Almost over (I think) FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HEY, DANCE WITH ME PEOPLE.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Are they the only two that are being brought up on charges?
And also
whatever happened to zecora?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Law suit! Total ownage!
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PONIES!FUCK YEAH!
FANFICS! FUCK YEAH!
Twilight, the game is through, cuz now you have to answer tooo, AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAAAAH!
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Wait...Found a better one than Objection!
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2188752 Two reasons why objection fits better: one, it has a picture of pony Pheonix.
Two, It fits between those lines, TAKE THAT! doesn't.
Three, it has a picture of pony Pheonix.
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Wow, this story is good! Keep going!
AMERICA DEMANDS JUSTICE!!!
Wait! there's no way the meeting with the mayor is going to go according to plan! after all, he still hasn't met Derpy, fluttershy, or trixie to name a few.
keep the hilarity coming
And then the tales say that Stallions were granted freedom and equal rights due to the actions of the man we know as... America.
To all my readers, fear not! This story isn't done yet! I've just been unable to focus or I've been really busy recently.
But I'm almost done with the next chapter! So stick with me!
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yay