Running from Twilight

by Brony-Sibling


Tired of Running...

“MPHPRRRRRGH!!” You try to yell, but instead are met with Cloud Kicker’s incredibly aggressive kiss.

“MUHHHGG!” You frantically try to push Cloud Kicker away, but she is STRONG. You are trying to pull away... But you just can’t shake her! How are you going to-

[RED ALERT] *VATHUMP* Annnnd.... Twilight's on your back again.

“GOTCHA HAHA!!” Twilight triumphantly announces.

“Hey!” Could kicker yells finally breaking her death grip on your face. “Don’t wing-block me girl!”

Twilight quickly takes in the situation, takes a deep breath, then shouts,

“LISTEN YOU BUNCH OF FEATHER BRAINS! I am here on a MISSION from Princess CELESTIA!” Twilight glares at you. “And NOPONY is going to stop me!”

Looking over your shoulder you see the glow of a horn being charged, and sense at the same time Lyra and Cloud Kicker lunging towards Twilight, and then it clicks.

This is it. Your snapping point. You’d been kidnapped, teleported, molested, and generally had your entire life turned upside down.

That was IT.

You roll your shoulder forward and bend over, throwing Twilight off the top of you onto the oncoming mares and let loose with all the frustration that has been building up since you were kidnapped.

“NO. MORE!!! NO MORE!!!!” You glare down at the three mares, all now looking up at your menacing figure as you glower over them.

“I have HAD IT!” You yell, spit flying from your mouth. “I am done. Done! Twilight! You WILL take me to Mayor Mare in Ponyville, and I WILL have justice!" You pause, collect yourself and pace a few step.

You slowly run your hands through your hair and turn back to the small pile of thoroughly cowed mares.

*ahem* You nervously cough and attempt to start again.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn't have lost it like that.” You take a deep breath and continue. “But I need to speak to an authority."

Twilight?” You look deeply into Twilight’s eyes. “I need this. After I speak to the Mayor, then all will be decided.”

You place your back against a nearby cloud wall and slowly slide down into a sitting position, covering your head with your hands. “I’m tired of running.”

“What!?” Lyra blurts out, clumsily extracting herself from the other mares. “But... America! You are just... giving up?” Lyra says, her lips pouting.

“Lyra, this isn’t how I... ....How America handles things.” You smile gently.

“A wise man once said that, ‘Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyways.’”

“WHAT?” Twilight Sparkle yells.

“Oh myyyy...” Cloud Kicker blushes while playfully winking at you.

You facepalm. “Not like tha- You know? Forget it. Twilight? Just take me to the Mayor.” You mutter out.

“Cloud Kicker, Lyra? I want you two at the court.” You say.

“Ok!” They both cheerfully say. “Don't worry! We’ll get you out of this!” Lyra says, Cloud Kicker nodding in agreement.

You walk over to Twilight and put your hand on her back gently. Right as you can feel Twilight casting the spell you say.

“I’m gonna bring you girls up on charges.”

*CRA-COW!*