America's Court Date
*BANG* Flawed Justice sets down the gavel, and placing her hoof beneath her hoof waves other her hoof at you says.
“So America is it... How can you support your lawsuit legitimacy against the Elements of Harmony. What proof, or witnesses do you offer?”
She taps her hoof against her chin. “But first... I want to hear Twilight’s view. Twilight?”
"Thank you Flawed Justice! Hmm... I'd first encountered America in my house after he fell into a portal. I just knew he needed help, and... well here's how I remember it..."
You suddenly hear music, music... the sound, where is it coming from!
Oh.
It’s another musical. You’d almost forgot that you are in Equestria...
(Here is the tune for the below story-fied song that I took from Les Miserables, it might help to give you the tone of the song as you are reading...
)
Twilight beacons to you, says, "Here's how I remember it..." and begins singing.
“Come inside for you are weary, and the night is cold out there, though we are not humans, what we have, we have to share....
There is food here to revive you... there are spells to make you strong... There’s a bed to rest to morning, rest from pain, and rest from wrong..."
Flawed Justice interrupts and points an accusing hoof at you, “Twilight’s kindness had revived you, she had trusted in your love and had given twice what you have deserved... and instead of showing kindness, you have returned, right with wrong...
Twilight had trusted you, she’d gave you kindness to last through your time, and instead you took her kindness, and you even took FLIIIIIIGHT!”
Twilight steps forward and begins singing accusingly,
“Now I’ll tell Flawed Justice your story, let us see if she’s impressed, I had brought you here to safety, you were my honored human guest, and then out of Luna’s goodness, when I’d learned about your plight, I had given you your freedom from that Earth’s sinful plight!"
Twilight’s tone turned from accusing, to sorrowful, sad even.
“But instead you cast me aside, turned away my helping hoof, did you not want my kindness, my friendship, would you leave... my... love behind?
So America you have cast my friendship aside, but I’ll keep on loving you, I ask Flawed Justice for her mercy, Celestia’s peace be on you...”
Twilight moved closer to you, and singing in a low whisper so that only you could hear,
“But remember this my little human... See in this some higher plan... I have asked for your freedom, so you’ll change into a mare’s stallion... By the moonlight of Dear Luna... By the Flames of Celestia’s blood, if you resist me still much further.... I'll yet bind your soul with mine...”
You feel a shiver run up your back, as you stand, trying to gather something, anything to say in your defense.
“OBJECTION!” You shout, slamming your hands down on the table.
“Flawed Justice, your Honor, is one of the main tenants of this suit! That Twilight Sparkle inter-dimentionally kidnapped me! It was NOT an accident. She then brought me to her house, attempted to turn me into a completely different species against my will, and then is the main cause of the many physical and psychological damages that I’ve incurred since!”
“Well America. Do you have any proof of this?”
“Um...”
“No witnesses?”
“Well...”
“Proof that you lived in another dimension?”
“My wallet is missing...”
“Well America.” Flawed Justice says. “This being your preliminary case, and being that you have YET to even gather some modicum of evidence to support your case, I will give you one month to gather witnesses and evidence.”
You inwardly squee with joy! You could actually do this!
“But until then I’m going to put Twilight Sparkle in charge of you. You are to live under her roof, and listen to her. After all, we can’t just have a stallion wandering the streets at night now can’t we!”
*The courtroom audience laughs*
“So,” Flawed Justice Says. “You can gather evidence, but you must listen to Twilight and obey her. I’ll hear from you next month!” *BANG* “Court Dismissed.”
“But. But...” You stutter in disbelief. “I’m... having to stay with the mare I’m basically suing for ABUSE!”
*Gasp* A mare approaches you from the side, making her way around the crowd says, “Don’t disrespect your mare like that! That’s not very stallion-esque now is it!” She trots off with her nose in the air, and the rest of the court follows her out
As you are staring in disbelief at the departing mares, you feel something latch onto your ankle. You look down and....
Ankle Bracelet. Great.
Twilight sheepishly smiles at you. “Sorry, can’t have America running away again!” She cheerfully says while pulling out a list.
“So, Let’s get started! How are you going to sue me! What witnesses do you need! Oh oh! What kind of punishment are you going to...”
Twilight trails off as she looks at your disheveled appearance.
“Oh my! hehe! Looks like somepony needs a bath first, and his beauty sleep! Let’s get you back in the house where you belong!” Twilight blissfully squeals. “My own stallion! Oh, here...” Twilight reaches her hoof out and grabs your hand. “Hold my hoof, we’re going home!”
Your mind finally kicks into gear again. “AW HAEL NAW!”
*VATOOMP* (Too late!)
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I'd be like" I'm going kill myself. No question"
Another update already? Someone wake me up.
i would just beat the crap out of her until she sends me home
I would summon Godzilla.
Nobody brought in the Dancing Lobsters
I would've used the clothes I've brought with me when I came to this place as evidence and proof that I'm from another world if I was in his place. But I'm guessing Twilight destroyed most of that since he was in jail in that time right?
Kangaroo court.
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And take as many of them with me as I could. she had to sleep some time right.
Careful Twilight when a human gets pushed to far they don't turn gray, they get all stabby.
Well he's fucked.
And Twilight is pretty much being a bitch at the moment.
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Sadly this is true with many predator species, I'm half expecting America to end up killing and eating her just to prove a point that humans shouldn't be abducted because of how CHAOTIC they are. (Cue ominous discord laugh.)
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Trust in America!
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Hmm yes, but it still is not taking away the fact that he is fucked at the moment.
Time to break out the running shoes, its time for a marathon.
America hope is not lost as of yet.
Work around Twi's schedule.
Use Pinkie as your asset, she can keep secrets.
Leave all evidence and materials with Pinkie.
Use Twi's library to research important factors that might play a key role in the case.
-Good Luck
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If he plays his cards right, he has a chance.
Other than that, running shoes would be a splendid idea.
But run to where?
He should cut Twilights horn off.
America, show her all the things an advanced species with thumbs, can turn into a weapon! You only need to load pinkie's cannon with gunpowder and a roundish rock to have a weapon of mass destruction amongst underdeveloped equines.
He could also be annoying until Twlight decides to send him back, nothing like the interwebz to learn how to troll.
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Dragon lands, griphon lands, zebra lands.
Anywhere without a large population of ponies.
careful... he's going to turn all Stabby McGee soon
"What proof do you have that you are from another world?" Questioned the appropriately named Judge.
"Well the fact my species is nothing like anything ever seen in Equestria should do." Replied the paritotic protagonist.
Well I do appreciate that you have managed to update for the first time for a very long time, I personally am well aware of just how hard it is to get back into the flow of writing. I will enjoy seeing how America manages to get himself out his predicament, cnsidering that the court is obviously not going to help him.
Have a nice day.
-BlackWinter
W-WHAT THE F-*Mind cannot process what just happened*
I sense some major pheonix Wright here.
You know if i was in this situation... and it was negative... I might just kill myself.
at this point i would make a knife and try to cut the thing off if that did not work i would pray to God for a blessing (EX: be turned into a dragon or mabye a vampire or werewolf (it is sad when you can consider being a vampire or werewolf a better position than what you are already in
If I was America, at this point I would probably enact some crushing economic sanctions on Equestria, slowly starving the country out until they agree to release me. I would then invade them in retaliation and steal all of their oil under the premise of suspected weapons of mass destruction.
"I'll yet bind your soul with mine” did anyone else get really freaked out when she said it? aLSO what the fuck why hasnt spike sent a letter to the princess?
So, going to court had absolutely no point except to serve as a little comedic humor. Could've just saved yourself some time by having Twilight successfully capture America.
Roseluck could help him. And Lyra would prolly brag about sexually assaulting a human...
And Twilight's reminding me of Carnival Cat.
So, going to court had no point at all.
They are leaving him with the mare he is suing. So he can try to find evidence against her but he can't go without her and has to listen to her.
Also it feels like the beginning sentence has no sense...
The story was good in the first chapters but now... It feels forced and rushed, sorry
if you turn him into a pony, I will lose all respect for you
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It won't happen because America is too good!
And if he does somehow transforms into a pony, he'll find his way out.
2424397 Thanks. I'm enjoying writing again, and my muse is back!
2424090 I LIKE these suggestions.... (Shamelessly plagiarizes)
2425127 Actually... this is called FORESHADOWING.
Plus... I didn't feel like I could do the court justice yet [Ha! Unintentional pun!]. (Also a lot of courts have to meet to actually set a future court date so both sides can prepare arguments and evidence.)
2425205 Honestly, I've been kinda having to force out the chapters as I lost time to work on this, and some of my ideas I accidentally deleted.
But, I hope it will turn out a bit better in the next few chapters!
Also, I don't plan on having America get all stabby. This ISN'T a slash/grim-dark fic!
Enjoy your reading!
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Inter-dimensional kidnapping with the intent to hold as a captive for life
Forced mutation into another species (and gender)
Soul-Binding
Rape (essentially)
Yeah, chopping Twilight's horn might be a good idea. She obviously shouldn't hold her PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
That short?
Couldn't you just add a transition bar like this (***) in the center of the page, then continue on?
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He could have...but what's the fun in that?!
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I am behind you 110%, AMERICA!
Steal whatever you like!
I just had the best idea EVER!
You should have America go to Pinkie for help, she shows him how to break the fourth wall, then he can use us viewers as witnesses. Comments could even be added for testimony straight from previous chapters.
America is screwed. He is now Twi's personal slave.
looks like the only step left is murder, followed by fleeing the country, but more than likely he is quite doomed.
I ask one thing of you good sir. Physical violence. And lots of it. Bitch slap Twi, bitch slap the judge, and bitch slap anyone who dares to say that America is anyone's bitch!
He's doomed also if your doomed best option is go with a bang.
This is the best chapter so far in the comedy section to me.
Been a while since I checked this story out.
Worth the wait, great job
2424697 Lol. If you were the "Country" America. nice one.
2423793 basically, that.
2424059 humans are not chaotic, we just don't want to be a pony sex slave. equal relationship = i'm cool. sexual object slavery = hell no
2428218 It's ironic because his name is "America" :3
All hael naw lol
Also hmm ok now from the beginning to till now I have to say COME ON. They asked you nicely, they throw themselves at you, then you try to sue them and the males in here don't really get much chance in courts so my only conclusion is let them do you or you'll be regretfully soon.
with all due respect your honor. you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. lol
That is certainly a strange court. And they seem more like pets now than anything else. Now America, the law system has failed you, there is only one option left to you. THREATEN NORTH KOREA!