Sup. My name is.... Well, I don't really Have a name, as I am a test subject at Omega Test Facility, on Earth. Oh yeah, and I'm a robot. In fact, a really expensive and badass robot if I may say so myself. Aaaanyway, back to the description at hand. I find myself in a place I later learn is called Equestria. This is mainly due to the owner of the facility conducting stupid and unnecessary tests, one of which ends me up in Equestria. And guess what? I bloody called it!
(Please note, Ponies and Griffins are humanized. However, griffins will have different features as will other races. Minotaurs will be Minotaurs (normal scale, features, etc) and changelings will also have their own features (scales/chitinous bodies.) Zebras will also be humanized, but naturally being from Zebrica will have features like that of the humanized Zecora (look it up :) ).
Hope his humor emmitor array is all charged up.
Looking forward to the next update
2765852 Thanks!
mmm trixie interesting option
waiting for more ¡¡
Metallic, cyber genetic, test ridden metal man... I like it!
It also gets me to thinking of three things at the same time.
1.The Iron Giant for one, though Zero's basic human size.
2.Portal, Now. Let's continue testing.
3.The song War Machine by AC/DC. Proof of badass-ery:
Brother of mine, I here by give your story my stamp of approval.
Keep it cool, Condemned.
This story is protected by ESET Smart Security.
Mwahahahahahaha....
At last,a fanfiction that does not consider hormone-filled teenage idiots,or limpdick middle-age pedomorons.
dis gon be gud.
(reads description) INSTA FAV
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Well put
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*Squee*
well this is very unique :D
MOAR pls also good job
yay
This.. If fucking hilarious AND EPIC! So epic that i came out of the shadows just to tell you! Alot of references to. Though, it would of been funnier if he did T-bag them XD
2800899 You have no idea how much I was tempted to put that in.
Also, can anyone spot the Dragon Ball Z Abridged quote? (for those who watch it)
Thinking with Portals. That is all.
For a second there I thought this was an Irobot crossover.
Yep just gonna keep bein awesome
2874633 Yes Zero is a badass
I based him of basically the polar opposite of me XD
Finally! Time to read..
Good job so far, now... I shall wait for the next chapter
damn. I hate waiting.
Keep it cool, Condemned.
I just couldn't help but laugh at Kingpin for thinking he'll beat Zero XD
DURP DURP TRAP AND KILL HIM
I just thought ...................... He's just gonna go Neo on them
DBZA reference! You sir, are fantastic!
Machinery vs Organic in a strength test...there was no chance for the organic,erm, Minotaur! Machinery never gets tired, and can pump out 100% power within a moment's notice.
3065841 You remind me of Legion for some odd reason. Not a bad thing, he's badass
3065369 "Veegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaa~" a voice echoed through the prince of saiyans head, a very annoying and familiar voice.
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... "Vegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaa~" the voice echoed again once more through Vegeta's addled and irritated mind.
"GODAMNIT NAPPA, WHAT?!" Vegeta roared, anger unleashing from his body like a hurricane.
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"I'm Haunting you." Nappa bluntly stated in his ghostly form.
Vegeta's head twitched, his mind broken in all senses as he came to terms with the annoying ghost's statement. His anger unleashed at a force that would make a nuke seem like a water droplet in a cup as he yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~ Axton
Ah the Doctor the insane pear hating man who has 13 lives then dies. The most dangerous being in the universe holds more secrets and seen more worser creatures then the supposed demons which are stored in pandora box . Sufferd the guilt of letting his race die at his failure while he ran away with his granddaughter believing he was not meant to save gallifrey and accept his destiny covers up the guilt and sadness by protecting the human race but in this case the Equestrians........
What am I doing rambling on about the Doctor although he is a interesting man but Great chapter I love it.
no Zero you did it wrong! Double-Tap Double-Tap!! they might get back up!
3133978 Zombieland?
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what size is that there cutie mark? i want to know i can't get my OC's to have teh cutie mark's i want them to have
3134168 I think it's around 300 by 300. Or something like that. I put it on using my school's Macromedia Fireworks program
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thank you! and yes zombie land now then Where the Hell Are All The Goddamn Twinkies!?
3139588 Welcome. I was gonna ask what program you used to get your cutie mark
General Zoi's pony maker look it up
This story is AWESOME. Please make more.
3169296 Trust me, I ain't stopping anytime soon.
Can't you just add an 'ANTHRO' tag?
3247590 's a good point. :) Might edit the main page, but thanks for the point out!
3247590 There we go, all fixed. If there's anything else you'd like to point out, do feel free. All feedback is good feedback. Even the negative feedback I can make improvements upon. Thanks!
Zero! Noooo!! You never say Murphy's Call! You're all doomed!!!
Nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
I predict that everyone randomly explodes into confetti...the end
What?! Zero asked for it
I sometimes feel like the robot acts and or thinks more like a human would, and not like a super advanced computer would.
3310186 Well that's due to the fact that he's so advanced (and has spent time on the Omega facility being raised by a human) that he believes himself to be human, or has more of a human personality. Also, his AI core is designed to be like the Director, hence he is more 'human'
Blueballicus pompicous stupidicus- annoying member of the royal equestrian family, extremely stupid, doesnt know when to give up, is disliked by everyone, and is a closet colt cuddler. more common name is blueblood the moron!!
3378949 Or my personal favorite; His Royal Pain in the Buttocks.
Or Blueballs. That works
Both. Both? Both. Both is good.
3378955 Yeah but mine shows what the canterlot scientists call him
DbZ Abridged fan?