Just a pale horse interested in hearing your stories. The longer you talk, the longer I wait to do my job.
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I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed
Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.
Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?
The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.
Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.
I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.
Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
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By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?