I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Pithy Statement

we can be like they are

Hi.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Guess whose back?!

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

Horrifically Fun

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Earth pony enthusiast

Forget not that I am a derp.

Not a changeling.

I am always online, even when I am not.

Rapists can climb

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

No.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

It's fanfiction all the way down.

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

What to do with my life now

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

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