Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

not writer

Just some random guy. [Retired]

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

A life growing in pony's belly is the most lovely thing in the world.

The sauce boss cometh.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

Retired, but I still check in.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)