Word hands. Word hands!

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

not writer

Just some random guy. [Retired]

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

A life growing in pony's belly is the most lovely thing in the world.

It's not an alcohol problem, it's an ethanol solution.

The sauce boss cometh.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I do clop. I try too hard and work too little, but I try to write things I can be proud of. Check out the other authors on my page.

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

Just your average brony from Michigan. Feel free to shoot me a PM, or add me on Discord(not same username)

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)