Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

loves tiaras.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Forget not that I am a derp.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I'm many former things.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

New to writing, but really wanna try and get things out. Oh, and if you follow me, I'll follow you back. Something I got in the habit of doing back on Twitter.

Sometimes I write stories.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I used to be relevant!

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Fallout 4 is consuming my life. Please send help in the form of Nuka Cola and food supplies.

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

We don’t call it a comeback.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

The man without a plan.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Heehee~

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.