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'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.




Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.

HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.

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Another stupid story of mine. This one isn't even funny. I'm sorry.

Synopsis: In one of Pinkie's parties, Rainbow Dash tells the story of a strange mytical monster which is said to wander around Ponyville, haunting ponies when they are all alone. Twilight, of course, doesn't believe a word.

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Labeled as 'Random', because it's the most similar to 'Weird', which I think would be a much accurate classification for this silly story.

Special thanks to Inumaniac for being my proofreader and helping my to create the "remastered" version.

Read the hungarian translation here Courtesy of Silence the Unicorn.

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One day I decided to open the closet door which had been stuck for years.


Looking back, it wasn't a very bright idea.

I... Regret... Nothing!

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What happens when the most caring, careful pony ever steps on a small creature? Will she face the consequences of her ghastly deed or will the weight of the situation crush the poor filly? What would Jesus do? Will I ever stop asking rethorical questions?

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Twilight's relentless study of Pinkie's strange abilities leads to a horrifying revelation.

This site really needs an existential horror tag.

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After the cataclysmic events of The World's End, Shaun Riley, Nicolas Angel and Gary King meet at a pub in post-apocalyptic London, the trio manage to make a group out of themselves and decide they should all travel with each other for survival. But as the trio go on their journey, they happen to find a portal left by The Blanks, they all accidentally enter the portal and find themselves in Equestria where the trio embark on another crazy adventure

Rated Teen for: Very Strong Language, Bloody Violence and Sexual References

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders haven't let up in their quest for cutie marks. One day, their planning is interrupted by a shooting star in the night sky. They agree upon a wish, rationalizing that if they all wish the same thing, it would be sure to come true, right? Of course!

Around the same time, a form slowly descends to the Ponyville Square, almost as if gently placed there. Despite the snow falling around him, the sleeping human doesn't stir in the suddenly changing environment. And he definitely doesn't go unnoticed.

Celestia seems reluctant to meet this new inhabitant, and gives Twilight some coordinates and very specific directions to teach this newcomer some of Equestria's history before taking him there. Of course, without the human ever being aware of the plans. What fun would that be?

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Pinkie goes through the mane six, seeking their aid to help find her older sister, Maud, a date. It all goes perfectly when she enlists the help of Rarity, whom still keeps her ex, Tom, held hostage in her boutique. What a lovely setting for a dinner date!

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Jon Stewart needs to find a way to get more people to watch his show. To do this he welcomes a new series of guests from a far off land containing monsters, magic, and most importantly... ponies!
Join him on an adventure that has him matching wits with sentient mythical creatures ranging from god-like ponies to a fire breathing dragon! Each "Episode" marks a different MLP character getting a chance to travel to the human world for an interview on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.


Please feel free to leave a suggestion for who Jon should interview next.
Disclaimer: For proper context it is highly recommended to reach each chapter in order as many interviews allude to past guests and events.
A special thanks to Zeta040, Cantankerous, and Zervziel for proofreading several stories listed below.

List of Characters who have already appeared:
- Chapter 1: Spike
- Chapter 2: Derpy
- Chapter 3: Applejack
- Chapter 4: Ms. Cheerilee
- Chapter 5: Octavia
- Chapter 6: Zecora
- Chapter 7: Mayor Mare
- Chapter 8: Twilight
- Chapter 9: Trixie
- Chapter 10: DJ Pon3
- Chapter 11: Rainbow Dash
- Chapter 12: Iron Will
- Chapter 13: Fancy Pants
- Chapter 14: Queen Chrysalis
- Chapter 15: Luna
- Chapter 16: A Changeling
- Chapter 17: Rarity
- Chapter 18: Lyra and Bon Bon
- Chapter 19: The Cutie Mark Crusaders
- Chapter 20: Discord
- Chapter 21: Fluttershy

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Top Gear viewers are in for a treat. As you may or may not know, whether you're a car fanatic or not, Top Gear is a popular TV show in which our three fairly old, yet whimsical, hosts talk about... that's right, you guessed it. Cars! From Lamborghini to Mazda, celebrities to comedians, what hasn't Top Gear seen?


You guessed it again! An alicorn princess of the night!


This idea came to me in the most straightforward way you can think about. I was watching Top Gear and wondered...

"What if a pony got to be a guest in Top Gear?.."

Then, this happened.

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