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Symphony


A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

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One day I decided to open the closet door which had been stuck for years.


Looking back, it wasn't a very bright idea.

I... Regret... Nothing!

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Comments ( 37 )

you regret nothing, but i don't understand the ending.
"...he came out of the closet."
... :facehoof:

My mind is in need of reboot.

1890053
Well, he had just exited a closet where rainbow ponies reside. Let's say his family misinterpreted what he meant about coming out of the closet...

I regret reading this story, what does that count as? :duck:
Lol, just kidding, have a thumb of the upward inclination. :twilightsmile:

Holy shit that was amazing. 10 Sun-Butts for you!
:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:
And I found that line hilarious.

I shall call her Sun-butt, and she will be my noble steed.

1890067
Weeelllll, the brother's a fucking douche.

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Should I be offended by all of this closet talk?

1890689
Depends. Are you offended?

1890703
Then you shouldn't be. :pinkiehappy:

You should write more tired stories, Symphony. They come out better than you think...

I larfed.

So hard I fell over.

umm.... what the hell did I just read?:rainbowhuh::twilightoops:

This just goes to show how Symphony is so good that he practically shits out great stories. :yay:

This was very entertaining. It almost needs to continue!

I shall call her sun-butt and she will be mine. :rainbowlaugh:

we need a family talk

1907078 "I swear! I'm straigt! I meant like Narnia! Narni- you know? Forget it."

HAHA! This is brilliant! More is needed! :rainbowlaugh:

Let us all have a moment of silence for that laptop
:ajsleepy:





This fic was magical!:twilightsmile:
At least his mom is accepting:trollestia:
Though what was Twilight looking at before she blasted it?

2010429
She couldn't do much with her hooves, and she couldn't figure out how to start it with her magic, hence the pout.

2012524
Ah, the biggest library of an entire species(the internet) was within her grasp and she was blocked by some plastic buttons

I shall call her Sun-butt, and she will be my noble steed.

Lol!

2084300 OMG! I was gonna post that in the comments, too.:applecry:

My mother looked thrilled, when my dad gave me a disappointed glare, walked to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and left the room. In the back I saw my older brother grin smugly to my little sis, who handed over a twenty-dollar bill to him with a groan.

Why is your dad disappointed? And I'm not the only one who calls her sunbutt!!

Why would you "regret nothing"?

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Dunno, really. Back in ye olde days of 2013 I had a habit of stupid one-shots every now and then and it was a running gag.

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