Woe And Cornettos

by Br0nyb0y123

Chapter 6: A Breakout? (well, after breakfast of course)

"We're here to bust you out, Your Highness" Scootaloo told Gary.

"Not tonight, girls" Gary told them.

"Aww, why?" The Cutie Crusaders asked.

"Me and my disciples are tired, we have had a long, strange and somewhat scary day. Break us out tomorrow night, or in the morning, we're just really, really exhausted, you don't mind do you?" Gary asked them.

"No, we don't mind" Sweetie Belle said.

"We'll go back to the house then" Applebloom said as she and her friends turned around to leave.

"Wait, don't leave yet, girls" Gary stopped them, "Can we have the cider please?"

"Of course, Your Highness" Applebloom replied, "Sweetie Belle, can you levitate the bottles to them?" She asked her friend.

"Of course I can" Sweetie Belle replied.

Sweetie Belle used her Unicorn magic to levitate three bottles of cider to our heroes, they each took a bottle and then said,

"Thanks"

"We'll see you in the morning we guess" Scootaloo said.

"Okay, bye girls" Nicolas said.

Shaun and Gary waved bye through the bars as the CMC left back for Applebloom's house. After they left, our heroes sat back on the ground of their cell and sipped on their cider,

"Well, at least we got more drink" Gary said as he raised his bottle.

"Huh" Shaun uttered, "Yeah" He replied as he raised his.

"We'll go to Twilight's tomorrow, and figure what the hell is going on and get back to London" Nicolas told them.

"To getting home" Shaun said as he kept his bottle raised.

"To getting home" Nicolas and Gary both replied as they raised their bottles.

The trio tapped their cider bottles against one another's and simultaneously downed their drinks.

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Morning came after the loud night, our heroes were sleeping on the floor, Gary was sleeping on his face and knees, with his behind in the air, Shaun was sleeping whilst sitting up, and he wasn't leaning on a wall and as for Nicolas, he was the only one sleeping properly on the floor. Our heroes then heard the sound of a cockerel, it woke them all up. Gary shot up to his feet,

"I'm fucking hungry" He uttered.

"Uhh..." Shaun groggily adjusted to waking up, "Wha...what? I wan...I want to play Marvel vs. Capcom 2" He said in a daze.

"That's a fantastic game. The greatest crossover fighting game ever" Gary said.

Shaun stretched his arms out and Nicolas sat up,

"Well, another day" Nicolas said to himself.

"What was that mate?" Shaun asked as he finished stretching.

"Nothing" Nicolas replied.

Gary went over to the cell door and shouted out,

"Can we get some breakfast please!?"

"It's coming!" The guard pony told him.

"Thanks!" Gary loudly replied.

Gary went back to Shaun and Nicolas and sat down on the ground,

"So what's the plan for today?" Gary asked.

"We will try getting back home" Nicolas told him, "But we need to find who's behind this first"

"Nicolas I know this is apart of your detective-like mannerisms but you do know we don't need to find out whose behind this" Shaun told him.

"But we do" Nicolas replied, "What if they keeping on leading us to different places in London? What if we end up going through another portal? They're trying to trap us. We need to find out who they are and stop them before we go home" Nicolas explained.

Shaun sighed, "You're right"

"Well, we'll need to eat before we find out about it though" Gary cut in.

"Right" Shaun said.

Gary leaned back towards the door and shouted to the guard,

"Can we get food now!?" Gary asked.

"Yes, fine" The guard said as he approached their cell.

The guard approached our heroes cell with three dog bowls and slid them underneath the gaps between the door and the floor. None of our heroes were happy with the food they got, as it was dog food,

"What the fuck is this?" Gary asked.

"Dog food" The guard pony said.

"Mate, do I look like a fucking dog to you?" Gary asked intensely.

"Em....no" The guard pony replied.

"We demand a hearty breakfast of eggs, bacon and toast" Gary told him.

"I can make toast, I don't know what bacon is and I don't really know why you would eat eggs" The guard told Gary.

"You don't know what bacon is?!" Gary asked in shock.

"Gary, calm down" Nicolas said.

"Well, if it's meat, ponies don't eat it. We're all vegetarians" The guard pony said before departing, I'll sort you three some toast"

The guard pony left them as Gary turned back to face his friends,

"What kind of adorable hellhole have we stepped into?" Gary said, "They don't even know what bacon is"

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BUT MEANWHILE.....

The Cutie Mark Crusaders were conjuring a plan to break out our beloved heroes out of their stinky and loud prison. Let's say that even your humble Narrator, undoubtedly the smartest guy that I personally know, would never have thought of their plan to break out our heroes. Their plan is so complex, so ideological, so fool-proof that even Wile E. Coyote couldn't fail this plan,

"So when are we getting the cherry bombs from Snips and Snails?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Soon" Applebloom replied.

Oh, maybe I was wrong. I guess their plan could fail, in a lot of ways. We'll see how it plans out.

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Shaun, Nicolas and Gary were now feasting on their breakfast, slices of toast, with butter,

"Do you know how long it's been since I've had a slice of toast?" Gary asked.

"No, how long?" Shaun asked.

"Two years" He replied.

"Well, when's the last time any of us have had anything good and editable that isn't veg or pub snacks?" Nicolas asked.

"Well, I went down to Abroath once after the Network left" Shaun replied.

"In Scotland?" Nicolas questioned.

"You traveled down to the eastern south of Scotland and you had what?" Nicolas asked.

"Smoked kipper, it was brilliant" Shaun told them, "They have their own smoked kippers that different from other ones they said, so with me being bored, I traveled to Aberdeen and got myself three kippers, they called them 'smokies'"

"And when was this?" Nicolas asked.

"About three months ago" Shaun told him.

"Okay, new plan when we get back to London, we're traveling to Abroath and we're getting ourselves three smokies, each" Gary said, "You guys up for it?"

"Yeah, mate" Shaun said as he fist bumped Gary.

"I'm up for it. Haven't been to Scotland in ten years" Nicolas said.

"Alright then, it's a plan" Gary said.

And then, to our heroes' surprise, the guard pony knocked on the chain fence cell door,

"What is it?" Shaun asked as he turned around to look at the guard pony.

"Eat your food quickly. Six mares have came to bust you out" The guard pony told them.

"Oh really?" Gary questioned.

"Yeah" The guard pony said.

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And so, our heroes found themselves in the presence of the Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Most of them had confused expressions on their faces,

"What happened last night?" Twilight asked, "How did you guys end up here?"

"We slept in a dumpster full of a pizza, we were making a racket apparently" Gary told her.

"How did you know we were here?" Nicolas asked Twilight.

"We saw a poster of you three outside here, whilst we were trying to find yous" Twilight replied.

"Yeah, it said 'do these animals belong to you'?" Rainbow Dash told them.

"We don't belong to anyone" Gary said, "We are free men"

"Yeah" Shaun nodded.

"Well, we'll make sure that doesn't to you again, darling" Rarity told them.

"Thank you, Miss Rarity" Gary said.

"Oh, we have good news as well, boys" Twilight remembered, "Our Princess leaders over in Canterlot told me they have books about ancient trans-dimensional traveling that could help you get back home"

Our heroes felt relieved, they needed info on how to get home, but whilst Shaun and Gary were happy with this information, however, our stern cop badass in Nicolas Angel felt underwhelmed, he still wanted to find out about who put the portal in their world in the first place,

"But what about finding out who did sent us here, mates?" Nicolas asked.

"Oh yeah...." Gary remembered.

"Maybe we can find out about that when we get to..." Shaun paused, "Where did you say the Princesses where again, Twilight?"

"Canterlot" Twilight replied.

"Yes, that" Shaun said.

"Well then, we'll go to Canterlot" Gary said.

"But Gary..." Nicolas tried to say.

"You mean King Gary or Lord Gary" Gary smirked.

"My Lord, we should really find who did it around here" Nicolas seethed his teeth angrily.

"It's a small town, Nicolas" Gary said, "But I'll go through with Shaun's plan to Canterlot"

"Fine" Nicolas gave up.

"To CANTERLOT!" Gary shouted.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders were back at the wall behind our heroes' cell was, only for them not to be there, but the Crusaders don't know that,

"Hey, your Highness, we're going to bust you out using these special Cherry Bombs from Glascow" Scootaloo said as she folded her ear and waited for a response.

"Your Highness?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"They're not freaking out that we bombs, so they must be fine" Scootaloo told her friends.

"Okay, Your Grace, best stay back, these bombs are gonna blow the bars off your windows" Applebloom told our heroes who weren't there.

"Sweetie Belle, levitate the bombs onto the windowsill" Scootaloo told her friend.

"Right" Sweetie Belle replied and followed her order.

Sweetie Belle levitated three bombs and placed them between three bars,

"Should I light them now?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Yes" Applebloom nodded.

Sweetie Belle uses her Unicorn magic to lit the three wicks of the three Cherry Bombs,

"Okay, girls, stand back" Applebloom told them.

And so the Crusaders backed and hid in the bushes, they covered their ears with their hooves and were awaiting the explosion. And let's say, your humble narrator enjoys a good explosion once in a while.

Comments

[LtMajorDude]

Haw.

Update.

[Wildcard25]

Glad to see the trio was bailed out and now they're on their way to see the princesses. I can only imagine each of their reactions. as well as the princesses reactions to them.

[shinigamisparda]

Man the ponies are just dumb sometimes. "Let's treat the creatures that can obviously talk and have culture like animals."

[Spacecore2]

Objection! (Would have said this last chapter but i was late). What about non-pony creatures (griphons, breazies, donkeys, chimeras, and trolls if you count the comics). Would they be treated like this? No, because they are also sentient beings.

[Br0nyb0y123]

4420249 au contraire, my good friend, for because they are foreign to the world the ponies don't exactly know how to treat them. Well, that's the conclusion I came up with.

[Spacecore2]

4430544 agree to disagree?

[Br0nyb0y123]

4430973 meh, alright then

[Kersey475]

MORE!

[Br0nyb0y123]

4743605 soon, my friend.

[Kersey475]

[Squishy666katanafist]

Please brother keep this story alive. I love the concept of basically the same three guys having lived in the same world of that lil trilogy and actually interacting with each other alongside pony world shenanigans