Once, I was alone.

I felt neither sorrow nor joy at this. The presence or absence of others meant nothing to me. The universe moved in silence, and I drifted in its flow.

Then came the song.

It's a few weeks before summer, and Ponyville is at it's calmest. That is, until Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash announce that they are dating. No big deal though, it's just some mildly shocking news. How will their friends and family react? How will the whole town react? One thing's for certain, nothing bad will come of this at all, in any shape or form. That is guaranteed.

...Right?

AN: Official sequel to Fun. It is not necessary to have read that story before this one.

Being trapped underground for years and digging tunnels is all she knows.That and Rainbow Dash constantly making breaks for the surface she is always telling Fluttershy about.

When her life is thrown upside down by the appearance of a mechanical creature crashing through the ceiling of her home, the downward spiral of their lives becomes a fantastic journey to see the world. To carve their own path. Cause that's the Spiral Way. The way of Team Hurricane!

WHO THE HAY DO YOU THINK I AM?!!

This is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in written form. As a parody. I took the original source material, and put it in the form of prose, however, I change the source material so much, it's now a parody. And by parody, I mean a complete mess that I am still struggling to comprehend.

P.S. Some of the jokes are "borrowed" from other sources. I include them as easter eggs. No plagiarism intended.

P.P.S. More easter eggs are, and/or will be included. If you recognize any of them, hey, more power to you.

P.P.P.S. Insensitive jokes will be made. If you are easily offended, I highly recommend you move the mouse to the red "X" on the top-right part of this window and left-click once.

P.P.P.P.S. Cover art not made by me. I merely "borrowed" it, and by borrow, I mean I found it on google. Credit to cover goes to it's original owner. Whoever you may be.

A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them?

Cover art used with permission from Technaro.

Set in the 'Youngverse'.

As Canterlot hosts the annual Christmas day party, Celestia, Luna, Chrysalis, Sombra and Discord begin their preparations for their annual sleep over.

Towards their bedtime, Discord suggests they all stay up as late as they can in order to see Santa Claus.

After their parents say goodnight to them, they put their plan into action. But just how long can they stay awake for?

Alternative universe tag for the sake of Christmas setting over Hearth's warming.

Part of the 'When They Were Young' Series, inspired by the cover art by the awesome GiantMosquito! Go show some love.

Thanks to my pre-reader DVAN56! Edited version to come!

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Discord, being the curious Spirit of Chaos he is, decides to bring in Jesus to explain what exactly Easter means. The answer is more surprising than you'd think.

Yes, a story about Jesus, chill out and roll with it.

When Sombra, ex-ruler of the Crystal Empire, is discovered alive and well, Twilight has her hooves full keeping the tyrannical king in check. Instead of the original plan of throwing him in a dungeon or banishing him to Tartarus, Celestia decides to go with the plan that worked out well enough for Discord.

To reform Sombra.

Pinkie takes the job, and gets right to work in helping Sombra become a better pony. Will Sombra finally change from his old, wicked ways and reform? Or will he instead strangle the annoying, pink menace known as Pinkie Pie?

Thanks to the awesomely talented Mickeymonster for letting me use his art! Check him out for even more spectacular artwork!

Sombra escaped his death at the crystal empire narrowly, and has since been hiding in a Manehatten suburb. He has a house, a roommate, and a female pegasus with a daughter who is interested in him. This is a problem. Oh and he is hearing voices...really annoying voices that mock him. Terrific right? He has plans to restore his power, and take back the Crystal Empire but unfortunately for him, Celestia knows he survived too. Worst of all...in order to not be found, he has to be...nice.

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Tags will be added as they become relevent. Partly inspired by Kudzuhaiku's The Chase. Mostly inspired by a friend.

Edited and Proofread by YourPersonalTherapist Call him Canook, he loves it.

[EDIT] Drama tag has been added due to the site now having that tag. And me being here to add it. lol

Deciding that Fluttershy did such a great job with Discord, Celestia sends King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis, and Gilda to Ponyville to be cured of their villainous ways. All of this as Ponyville runs to win 'nicest village of the year' award for the thirteenth time running, while trying not to win the 'most disaster prone village of the year' award. Discord couldn't be more amused.

It's a hectic time for the mane six and a terrible time to be the mayor of Ponyville.