Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just a long time Brony consumer, finally producing

Mostly harmless.

Smut alt for someone with a similar name.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (who has a new Discord server, PM for details), having run out of stories containing his fetishes.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Whose alt is this? It's a mystery!

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Horrifically Fun

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Plot with plot (Please laugh)

I'm a six course meal, you're just burnt toast. Writing porn that normal people won't.

Servant of Sigmar, the Hammer, and the Empire!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Music ponies are best ponies.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A purveyor of fine horse porn.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.