I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.
Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.
"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.
Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to not write about ponies. When I have those moments, I write about ponies.
“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne
"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.
i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0
Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info
"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade
If the darkness grows so deep that we cannot see the light, then we shall rise up and BECOME the light!
Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I write almost solely M/F and F/F vanilla sex. So if that's what you're looking for, congratulations: you found it.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Co-author of Off The Mark with Goldfur. Occasional spin-off writer.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
My favourite horses are horses that are multi-coloured and snarky.
God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!
Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.