"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake
Casual pony fan who's been meaning to write something down for way too long. I love friend-shipping, Rarijack, and gardening. Avatar by Toodles3702
Old-school brony and recently hatched transbian! ^^ // HRT since June 23/2020
Ok maybe you're right, but has anyone seen Discord and Star Swirl in the same room together?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I read. A lot. I'm also very picky and so is my attention span.
Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Fimfic Writer, Proofreader and Editor to those who request it, and a sucker for stories with parental themes.
[they/them] Thank you for making room in your life for another amateur author. Let me bring you my gifts.
Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.
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[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
Human. Still human. ["with sentences [...] reads like they were written by a drunk, stoned, and autistic disorganized schizophrenic", as one said]
Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.
"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.
Oh. Why, hello there, neighbor. Won't you join us?
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect