Thinking Horse Noises

Harkness compliant since 2015.

I'm an old sourpuss.

Makes ponies cry

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

God, I need a drink.

Published science fiction author and fine art photographer. Admin for Songbird Serenade Group.

Mostly harmless.

Ponies living in my head rent free if anybody is

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon | Ko-fi

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I have a Ko-Fi account And I have a Patreon

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Everyone's favorite perverted old sister.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

I used to be relevant!

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. – Yeats

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

Knitter of epic yarns.

But sometimes it does.

Just your average flying pony with a little more to carry than his own wings can handle

Axe Body Spray: Confounding ponies since 1983.

Injection molding technician from Sweden that owns stocks in Hasbro—because ponies.

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Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I wrote a horse story once.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).