"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

_NO_LONGER_HERE_

okay now kiss!

time is a crime

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

space is a waste

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome