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Dandereshy


Dandere-shy, not Dander-shy. :trixieshiftleft:

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Fluttershy knows she's too shy to approach any stallion she holds interest in. What she also knows is that stallions are attracted to physical aspects of mares. So, she employs a new strategy to get herself a mate.

She gets bigger cans.

(Couldn't determine whether this was a T-rated topic, or an E-rated topic. Ultimately, I decided to rate it T and play it safe. After all, those are some magnificent cans she's got, you must admit, even if they are tomato.)

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Needs custom coverart!

The Count of Romaneia hasn't ruled very long since his father fell ill and he was given temporary control, which is unhelpful to the fact that he has nopony to keep him company - no true friends, no lover, no family to actually spend time with.

To worsen the problem, ponies in his kingdom seem to be having issues. After his father's illness began, the town has grown slowly quiet. Despite his best efforts to uncover the cause, Count Onyx Dawn always comes up empty-hooved. So, he reaches out to the only pony who he knows can help him: Princess Celestia.

Upon hearing an old friend's problems, the Princess sends the best ponies for the job his way: The Elements of Harmony.

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Every Hearts and Hooves Day has been identical for Fluttershy - alone, locked up at home, similar to Nightmare Night. But instead of just fear, she dwells on solemnity and loneliness, longing to someday feel this "love" everypony makes such a big deal of.

It started out the same for her on this Hearts and Hooves Day - until he showed up, asking for just one night with the Element of Kindness.

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Being the Princess of Love has grown tiresome for Princess Cadance. She used to enjoy helping bring two ponies together, but lately, ponies have just expected her to help. She feels used and abused - her job seems more of a burden than talent.

After a final unwarranted incident (and one too many drinks), Cadance decides to ship at will... Her will, that is.

NOTE: There were totally not enough character tags allowed for this. So I tagged the character with the most prolific appearance in the story, and you'll just have to read it to find out who else is in it.:rainbowkiss:

Edited and proofread by Deshlune

Featured 4/17-19/17

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Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?

The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?

Dating each will answer that question!

Currently in the process of being edited. Featured on FiMFic sometime.

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(Note: Title is not a sexual innuendo.)

When Twilight heads out to run a few errands, she is stopped by somepony with a very peculiar question: can I sit on your face? Appalled, she obviously declines and goes on about her day. But then more ponies ask. The question is "spreading" fast, and when one of her friends joins in on the odd requests, she determines that something is very wrong.

Twilight must race against time and pony butts to find out where this "disease", this "joke", is coming from, and how to stop it before all of Equestria wants to "sit on your face."

Rated Teen because butts.

(Once again, the title is not a sex pun.:trixieshiftleft:)

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After Princess Celestia summons Twilight to Canterlot for an urgent matter, she is informed that one of her friends is a disguised changeling. Twilight must figure out which one of them it is, but it's going to take a lot more than simply asking to attain the answer.

(Note(spoiler): Story takes place before Tirek, but after Twilight's promotion to princess.)

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Zephyr Breeze could never do anything right. He never felt loved, never felt wanted, and never felt like he belonged. He pushed on through his shortcomings only to see if there was a light at the end of the tunnel. But he never told his family how he felt.

Shortly after becoming an adult, he is in and out of homelessness, and only his parents could give him a place to stay. His older sister Fluttershy insists that he get a job, but he can't. He just can't.

He finally breaks down at his sisters as she asks him to leave there as well, and tells it all.

Overcome with pity for her hopeless and depressed brother, she reveals to him a secret that changes everything...


Got this idea while PMing a friend. Cover art by Alyssa Hartwick.

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Fluttershy loves all her animal friends. She usually tolerates anything they do just for that very reason. But when she discovers Opalescence has a taste in mice, she is horrified, and tries everything in her limited power to ensure that the cat never catches the mouse.

Silliness ensues.

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One peaceful afternoon, while the Main 6 are out enjoying a little get-together under the beautiful mid-summer sky, the topic of life after death comes up in a quiet conversation, and each of them have their own fantasies of what's beyond the clouds...

(Note: Two downvotes are from spammers. Disregard them.)

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