Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?
The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?
Dating each will answer that question!
Currently in the process of being edited. Featured on FiMFic sometime.
Chapters (8)
First Comment!! Sorry, couldn't resist. The start is kind of bad but maybe this story could turn out good.
7904042
Well, could you explain what you mean by "bad"?
Anon for example does not have much character and is immature. He is also a tad bit disrespectful.
7904065
Good points. But, perhaps it was my intention to make him that way in the beginning and have him develop a bit during the course of the next few chapters...?
Why dating one pony when you can date any of your favorite pony characters like more than one? It's better than trying not to cause only some places have more mares than stallions, like both Ponyville and Canterlot for example.
7904071
Hmm. Good point. Perhaps if you want to make a character that is cold hearted, then read my story called Cold Hearted and use it as a reference point for future cold hearted characters or for this story's Anon's personality.
7904078
Fair point. And thanks for the fave!
7904088
I'm not sure I want him to remain cold hearted, but maybe I'll give your story a read.
Eh I'm of the opinion that it's fine to start of with maybe a less mature and respectful character, allows room for growth.
Also he called a pony a wiener so I'm pretty much sold on the story
Alright, you have my attention.
7904575
Sweet!
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7905696
Awesome. I'll try to keep it.
I wasn't to certain that this would be a good fic, but today I'm as good as certain.
Oh god that was great, and succeeded in being on of the few stories to make me laugh my ass off!
I await the next chapter, and good day to you!
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7906925
Sweet! I'm glad this chapter has entertained you. Another chapter shall be posted in the next few days. Thanks for reading!
7906981 No problem FlutterBawse!
This is interesting. I see no typos. Continue, so I may more accurately judge the quality.
So far, it's pretty good.
7906981
looking forward to it
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLCOME Ladies and Gentlecolts ITS TIME FOR EQUESTRIAS FAVORITE GAME SHOW
The Celebrity Dating Game
lets go meet our contestants
(whoever wishes to reply to this can continue the joke or other i just did this posterity sake)
7912143
Noice indeed,lad.
Twilight... you sleazy motherfucker!
Let me guess next is applejack, fluttershy and then rainbow dash in that order of who is next
7938257
Good eye.
7938260 *puts on a sherlock homes hat* it's elementary my dear Flutterbawse the picture you used was the first clue followed by the chapter titles as the second clue resulting me find out the answer needed to learn who will be next; man im like sherlock homes
7938305
'Tis true. Very true.
vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/7/74/Applejack_blush_S02E14.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120919141553 oh that green eyed mare, FAV'd.
Anon don't be lazy! Marry that mare!!
7951628
Kek. Thanks!
Applejack...
She's best pony.
7951829
Heh.
She's rather naive, isn't she? ^..^
Though could see her asking for advice after, wouldn't be surprised if any of the remaining pones see a certain anon dating her friends. Also wonder about Spike's intake about him and Rarity?
7951979
We shall see in the final chapter.
7952255 All that are left are flutters and dash, though it wouldn't be a stretch for dash to go out and ask him on a date maybe for herself or if twilight asked her to. :P
Can imagine Twilight going behind Anon's back with her friends to make a secret group with her friends to get him together. Or it could be horrible if a certain princess of magic go yandere on him. o..o
Next up fluttershy
Who made the picture? It looks familiar...
7959254
Hmm. Not sure. Give me a moment.
7959254
Here you are mate: StrachAttack
I knew it. I knew you where gonna in order of the main 6 based on the picture. Nicely done.
7959425
Thanks! It seemed logical to me, so I did it.
7959425 i see you noticed as well i figured it out afew chapters ago
7960098 yeah I when I saw the second chapter I was like is he really? Well okay hen.
7960687 still i wonder how the mane 6 react when they hear he dated them all in the future after he dated rainbow dash
7961240 that will be interesting.
7961242 i'll be sure to have popcorn in stock for that
PFFT
I'm guessing you meant beastiality, but somehow, what you put just fits better
7966256
Not entirely, my friend.
It works either way.
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Dang it Twilight, at least warn a guy first.
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you too
There's one way to ask her
It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl, kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
PUT THE MAN PANTS ON AND KISS DAT GIRL
The lines in this story made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair
7966504
I'm really glad you enjoyed it!
7966269
I figured you meant, the best-ality
I know, puns are evil
Better way for second person is to label the person 'you' is (y/n) or your name. Anon makes a lot of people think someone else.
Ultimate twist;
YOU DATE SPIKE INSTEAD