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Being the Princess of Love has grown tiresome for Princess Cadance. She used to enjoy helping bring two ponies together, but lately, ponies have just expected her to help. She feels used and abused - her job seems more of a burden than talent.
After a final unwarranted incident (and one too many drinks), Cadance decides to ship at will... Her will, that is.
Audio reading by Agent Fluffy!
Edited and proofread by Deshlune
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Pinkie stop breaking the fourth wall please, I loved this story myself and thought it was quite funny, though I got to admit that I'm a little shocked that you didn't have Cadance do a ship with Pinkie with any stallion.
8100663 she wasn't shipped because I was hiding to make sure I wasn't shipped
8100663 Least Cadence didn't ship you with sweets or party decorations Pinkie.
And then Celestia gave Cadence a time out in the moon.
Oh does this remind me of a joke by one Jackie Martling.
Anyone wanna hear it?
Y'know, I've read a bunch of fics recently where characters drink tea, and it's always Chamomile (One fic that I remember reading recently was Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder for example). What's so special about Chamomile anyways? Google tells me it's good for upset stomachs and as a sleeping aid, but it doesn't seem like it's used for that as much.
This was a great fic BTW. Super funny, especially with Discord & Celestia.
Not often do I get a fic that contains incest, foalcon, bestiality, interspecies and dubcon all in one fic.
Especially without any actual sex!
Good job.
*eye twitches*
But...but...the story of Nightmare Heart must continue!!
8101616 it good but besides that it's a nice mild sweet tea thats calming, it's a good tea for relaxing
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Alright, thanks. I don't know why teas like lavender or peppermint aren't used because apparently they do the same thing, but ok.
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Imma guess something to do with cream filling?
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Ooh, I should fix that.
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Heh. Thanks. I take pride in my atrocious literary work.
8102916 It actually doesn't. Shokingly. Donut sex joke? That screams cream filling punchline
And the shipping continues!! *dramatic music*
Too bad Cheese Queen wasn't there.
This reminds me of that one Discord Tales thing on Youtube where the alicorn princesses were voiced by dudes.
And that's how Cadence got herself banished to the moon!
Your indentation is so uneven.... I'm going to die of un-even-ness
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Guess I missed that... whoops.
You had me at the name of the story, I was already chuckling when I saw the chapter name, and I almost lost it while reading this story. Then I did lose it when I got to the end. Good job
And in the following year the number of genetic disorders seen by doctors rose drastically. And the birth of outright chimeras, for that matter.
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Where did you even get that cover image?
Beautiful.
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A very dark place on the internet.
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Thanks!
Please please write a sequel or epilogue just to see the reactions of everypony shipped.
Wrong word.
But didn't she just tell Shining she could never take a break?
Know.
That being said, I'd also love to see some fallout from this.
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/clears throat
Flutter did you not fix "Know/No"? If it was pointed out, then that means you didn't... aw well.
Thanks for pointing those two things out, while I know one of those were found... I can't be certain about the other. Too many notes, not very organized. But anyway, hope you at least enjoyed it.
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As for you two. You have greatly gone off course from the subject of the story, but for why I've tagged you. What is this "Tinder" you speakith of?
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I did fix it, but I guess it didn't show up in the story. I had to unpublish and republish it.
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Yeah that happens. After the publication of a chapter it is "locked" and any edits made after won't show up. To have it "unlock" just unpublish the chapter and, naturally like you did, republish the chapter. But the republish "locks" the chapter again. So if you notice the word counts between Story and Chapter don't match just do that, it only breaks site rules if you delete the chapter and make it again(or so I've been told).
Also I sent you corrections on chapter one, I don't know if you saw that yet...
Great story, had me laughing throughout.
I'm really hoping Shining doesn't make Cadance change FancyFilth back. A) because Filthy Rich deserves better and B) now she's got me shipping it, darn it!
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I have seen the suggestions. Sorry. I haven't gotten around to adding them yet. Thank you for your hard work.
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I'm quite pleased you enjoyed it.
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Let the shipfics begin!
Shouldn't that be "beforehoof"?
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The utter calmness I imagine her saying this with made my fucking day, I almost keeled over in laughter.
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Heh. Glad you enjoyed it.
Realy funny, indeed and slightly cloppy ^^
Ponies gone crazy!
I feel as if I don't want to know what she was going to say. Something tells me, it's better that way.
Anyway, this was a laugh riot. Good show, good show!
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It is?
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Well the title does give some warning.
Me: (pours glass) “Well here we go.”
Crap... incest... (shudder)
Hi there! I did a fanfic reading of your story! The cast and I had a lot of fun doing your story!
Youtube Reading
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Oh wow! Awesome possum!
Thanks so much for doing an audio reading of this story! I appreciate the attention and I absolutely love the reading!
god irl lol
God be like bruh