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Being the Princess of Love has grown tiresome for Princess Cadance. She used to enjoy helping bring two ponies together, but lately, ponies have just expected her to help. She feels used and abused - her job seems more of a burden than talent.

After a final unwarranted incident (and one too many drinks), Cadance decides to ship at will... Her will, that is.

NOTE: There were totally not enough character tags allowed for this. So I tagged the character with the most prolific appearance in the story, and you'll just have to read it to find out who else is in it.:rainbowkiss:

Edited and proofread by Deshlune

Featured 4/17-19/17

First Published
17th Apr 2017
Last Modified
17th Apr 2017
#1 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

:pinkiecrazy: LET THE CRAZY BEGIN!

:pinkiegasp: HEY......Why did Cadance ship all those other ponies, I didn't get shipped with anypony.

Pinkie stop breaking the fourth wall please, I loved this story myself and thought it was quite funny, though I got to admit that I'm a little shocked that you didn't have Cadance do a ship with Pinkie with any stallion.

#2 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>8100663 she wasn't shipped because I was hiding to make sure I wasn't shipped

#3 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>8100663 Least Cadence didn't ship you with sweets or party decorations Pinkie.

#4 · 1w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

:applejackconfused: spike

:rainbowderp: spike

:raritystarry: Spike?

:twilightoops: SPIKE!

:pinkiehappy: Doomie!

:flutterrage: Angel Bunny

:unsuresweetie: spike?

:applecry: spike

:scootangel: Rainbow

:trixieshiftleft: Glim Glam

:trollestia: cake

:derpytongue2: Another house call!

:moustache: A hot dog?

#5 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

And then Celestia gave Cadence a time out in the moon.

#6 · 1w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Joe and a doughnut


Oh does this remind me of a joke by one Jackie Martling.

Anyone wanna hear it?

#7 · 1w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

Chamomile tea.

Y'know, I've read a bunch of fics recently where characters drink tea, and it's always Chamomile (One fic that I remember reading recently was Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder for example). What's so special about Chamomile anyways? Google tells me it's good for upset stomachs and as a sleeping aid, but it doesn't seem like it's used for that as much.

This was a great fic BTW. Super funny, especially with Discord & Celestia.

#8 · 1w, 3d ago · 13 · ·

Not often do I get a fic that contains incest, foalcon, bestiality, interspecies and dubcon all in one fic.

Especially without any actual sex!

Good job.

#9 · 1w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

poor, furry face is wet, slobbery kisses.

*eye twitches*


#10 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

But...but...the story of Nightmare Heart must continue!!

#11 · 1w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>8101616  it good but besides that it's a nice mild sweet tea thats calming, it's a good tea for relaxing  

#12 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·


Alright, thanks. I don't know why teas like lavender or peppermint aren't used because apparently they do the same thing, but ok.

#13 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·


Imma guess something to do with cream filling?

#14 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·


Ooh, I should fix that.


Heh. Thanks. I take pride in my atrocious literary work. :pinkiecrazy:

#15 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

>>8102916 It actually doesn't. Shokingly. Donut sex joke? That screams cream filling punchline

#16 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

And the shipping continues!! *dramatic music*

:pinkiegasp: AHHHH

#17 · 1w, 2d ago · 4 · ·

Too bad Cheese Queen wasn't there.

#18 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

This reminds me of that one Discord Tales thing on Youtube where the alicorn princesses were voiced by dudes.

#19 · 1w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

And that's how Cadence got herself banished to the moon!

#20 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

Your indentation is so uneven.... I'm going to die of un-even-ness

#21 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·


Guess I missed that... whoops. :twilightsheepish:

#22 · 1w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

You had me at the name of the story, I was already chuckling when I saw the chapter name, and I almost lost it while reading this story. Then I did lose it when I got to the end. Good job :rainbowlaugh:

#23 · 1w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

And in the following year the number of genetic disorders seen by doctors rose drastically. And the birth of outright chimeras, for that matter. :pinkiesmile:

#25 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Cadance is Shipping... Oh Sweet Luna... keep her away from tinder or we're all doomed... DOOMED I SAY. :pinkiecrazy:

#28 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Where did you even get that cover image?


#29 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

This was great


#30 · 1w, 1d ago · 2 · ·


A very dark place on the internet.



#31 · 1w, 14h ago · · ·

Please please write a sequel or epilogue just to see the reactions of everypony shipped.

#32 · 6d, 22h ago · · ·


Cadance is Shipping... Oh Sweet Luna... keep her away from tinder or we're all doomed...

That's a brilliant idea! I can actually see that going a few ways.

1. Cadance finds out about Tinder and isn't happy that she feels it's doing her job and tries to outdo Tinder. Proceeds to go on a rant further into the story about machines taking jobs from all the hard working ponies.

2. Tinder trolling (i.e. Want it Need it on a random profile, using profiles of random guards and setting them up on dates they have no idea about, let your mind go wild)

3. She signs up on Tinder just to see what it's all about, and not actually go any further than that. Gets progressively more annoyed that ponies don't actually believe it's her and repeated asking for a "real" picture of her.

4. Mad shipping as in this story.

#33 · 6d, 20h ago · · ·

>>8109197 Got the talent?... put those ideas to paper, don't have the head to write something like that myself, my humour mostly consists of bad puns and dad jokes... :derpytongue2:

#34 · 5d, 23h ago · · ·

For Cadance, the was a great opportunity to step up her game. Twilight had no clue about the earlier events, so this would be all too easy.

Wrong word.

Cadance had confided in her sister-in-law that she was having troubles with her talent, and that she'd likely be taking a break if the trend continued.

But didn't she just tell Shining she could never take a break?

Shining snorted. "You and I both no there's no truth in that.


That being said, I'd also love to see some fallout from this.

#35 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

>>8109455 Nah, I don't have the talent to write a story. I can write a paper, but when it comes to comedy, I'm pretty much in the same boat as yourself :twilightblush:

#36 · 4d, 21h ago · · ·


/clears throat

Flutter did you not fix "Know/No"? If it was pointed out, then that means you didn't... aw well.

Thanks for pointing those two things out, while I know one of those were found... I can't be certain about the other. Too many notes, not very organized. But anyway, hope you at least enjoyed it.



As for you two. You have greatly gone off course from the subject of the story, but for why I've tagged you. What is this "Tinder" you speakith of?

#37 · 4d, 21h ago · · ·


I did fix it, but I guess it didn't show up in the story. I had to unpublish and republish it.

#38 · 4d, 21h ago · · ·


Yeah that happens. After the publication of a chapter it is "locked" and any edits made after won't show up. To have it "unlock" just unpublish the chapter and, naturally like you did, republish the chapter. But the republish "locks" the chapter again. So if you notice the word counts between Story and Chapter don't match just do that, it only breaks site rules if you delete the chapter and make it again(or so I've been told).

Also I sent you corrections on chapter one, I don't know if you saw that yet...

#39 · 4d, 4h ago · · ·

Great story, had me laughing throughout.

#40 · 3d, 22h ago · · ·

I'm really hoping Shining doesn't make Cadance change FancyFilth back.  A) because Filthy Rich deserves better and B) now she's got me shipping it, darn it!

#41 · 3d, 15h ago · 1 · ·


I have seen the suggestions​. Sorry. I haven't gotten around to adding them yet. Thank you for your hard work. :twilightsmile:


I'm quite pleased you enjoyed it.:pinkiesmile:


Let the shipfics begin!:trollestia:

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