Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Forget not that I am a derp.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

"You think you know me..."

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

My Linktr.ee

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

If you take the time to notice my shenanigans, YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

The magic comedy hoers.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

I'm just a 19yr old student from Germany, who wants to contribute his part to this amazing fandom.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.