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Metool Bard


A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Oct
13th
2019

Season 9 Retrospective · 2:03am Oct 13th, 2019

Warning: Season-wide spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

I need to write this while the emotions of the finale are still fresh in my mind. Though the stories will continue in the comics (and countless fanfics, I'm sure), this is truly the end of an animation era. So, as a final season, did it go out with a bang, or a whimper? Follow me below the break to see my take.

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Aug
31st
2019

A Moment with Angel Bunny · 4:12pm Aug 31st, 2019

Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode, She Talks to Angel, abound. Proceed with caution.

Okay, I'm not waiting for knightly to make the episode discussion post on this one. I need to get this out of the way now. Because this episode, while cringe-worthy at times, was simply adorable. And it gave us great insight into one of the fandom's most hated characters, Angel Bunny. How so? Follow me below the break and I'll explain.

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Apr
6th
2019

Random Thoughts: The Beginning of the End · 5:05pm Apr 6th, 2019

Warning: Spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

Mama pajama, that was a rush. I really feel like something was rekindled here. Season 8 was alright, but I will admit it didn't have the same energy that made me fall in love with this show. This episode, however, had that energy in spades. Follow me below the break as I just gush a bit on what an epic season opener this was.

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Oct
13th
2018

Season 8 Retrospective · 5:05pm Oct 13th, 2018

Warning: Season-wide spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

Welp, that was fun, huh? I know for most of you, the season ended earlier thanks to the Australian broadcast, but I didn't have the luxury of checking that out. Also, I'd rather do things by the book.

So, seeing as the theme of this season was school, I figured it would be fitting to give it a report card to show how much it managed to achieve. Follow me below the break and see my final grade.

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Aug
19th
2018

Random Thoughts: The Washouts · 10:19pm Aug 19th, 2018

Warning: Spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

Let me just start off by saying great googily moogily, what a weekend this was! I thought Season 7 had scheduling problems, but this was just insane! Well, at least it's still trackable. Unlike some other shows I can mention *cough*TheLoudHouse*cough*.

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May
5th
2018

A Moment with Starlight: The Seeds of the Past · 11:02pm May 5th, 2018

Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode, The Parent Map, abound. Proceed with caution.

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Mar
25th
2018

Random Thoughts: School Daze · 1:43am Mar 25th, 2018

Warning: Spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

Well, I planned to write this post tomorrow, but the movie my brother and I planned on seeing was sold out (note to him: must remember to buy tickets in advance next time). So, here we are.

Honestly, I usually don't have this much to say about season openers. But, it appears MLP will continue to surprise me in new and curious ways. So, follow me below the break, and let's see if Season 8 is putting its best foot forward.

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Dec
20th
2017

So, about the new warning tags... · 10:14pm Dec 20th, 2017

Apparently, my MLI stories are just going to have to go without, because they're already pushing the genre tag limit. I guess it only applies if it's serious or integral to the story, but I dunno. Any advice would be appreciated. :applejackunsure:

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Oct
30th
2017

Season 7 Retrospective · 12:14am Oct 30th, 2017

Warning: Season-wide spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

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Sep
2nd
2017

A Moment with Pharynx · 4:55pm Sep 2nd, 2017

Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode, To Change a Changeling, abound. Proceed with caution.

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