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Captain Flowers thought it would be just another ordinary day. Be there for his men, keep the fighting to a minimum, and make sure nothing bad whatsoever happened to Church. Just like any other day in Bloodgulch.
And then the little pony appeared and refused to let go of his charge. This was going to be interesting...


Edit: New Cover Art by ProfessorCatPro

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Ah, here we go. Ignore my previous comment.

He fell silent as he caught sight of Church, near the center of the canyon...too close to the are the Red Team

Is this supposed to be area?

Looking forward to another RvB story, if you can capture everyone as well as you did Caboose with your other story we are in for a treat.

Disappointed but laughing my head off...

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RvB (Rooster Teeth work in general) is something I have not, nor feel like I have to see... DBZ (even abridged) on the other hoof...

What season will this go up to?

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Thank you for telling me

Huh, wonder if Flowers is gonna survive in this one. Might be fun how he also has an impact on the story.

I’m definitely tracking this. This gonna get real good, real fast.

"You found an unknown alien sapient in the middle of Blood Gulch?" Flowers clarified. "Hmm...doesn't sound familiar..."

Blarg?

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I think I love where this is going

And here we go with the shenanigans. I do wonder if you'll be doing the PSAs RT did between episodes.

AH!!!!!
I never thought you would even TOUCH Red vs Blue!!!!
Oh, I haven't read one of your stories in a while...
This is gonna be GREAT!!!!

I would normally think that Church would be less nurturing to Maud, then again cute ponies defy logic...
Also:

Church waved his arms defensively. "Hey now, I'm just a private! I'm not ready to be a parent, and this place is the absolute worst for kids-"

Maud threw herself forward, wrapping all four legs around Church's right arm. "Dad," she repeated firmly as she nuzzled his elbow.

"Oh what the hell?" Church groaned in frustration.

"Hell," Maud repeated dutifully.

"...yeah, I'm definitely not cut out for being a parent," Church concluded.

That's true! XD

I mean this in the most possibly polite way, but is Maud going to dry f:applecry:k the fourth wall? She is a Pie.

I saw the one where Fluttershy was raised in the world of TF2. I wonder how Maud adapts to the insanity of the Reds and Blues? Would she be able to melt Sarge's heart? Or will she get armored made for her?

Caboose is going to lose his mind.

*Reads title whist skiming the featured box. Instantly knows its a RvB crossover. Clicks.
*Sees that the author is Tats... Does somthing between a fangirl squee and a chuckle.
*Reads the first chapter, Favs, Follows, and likes.
*Posts this review.

To the guy/girl who disliked.
It's the other button buddy.

Best horse + RvB= The best story ever! Whoop!

But seriously, I want to see just how Maud will react (via deadpans and vocal inflections) with equally unemotional beings watching over her (the helmets)... Uuuuuunless they take their helmets off.

Let's go!

Wow. Straight to the top and firmly stuck there... and I haven't even started reading it yet.

Honestly, I'm kinda scared to consider how long My Little PWNY is gonna hold the top spot when it eventually gets posted.

The Red Team Sergeant was so focused on a twisted ideal of military behavior that it was practically counter-productive all on its own. Combine that with a brown-noser second in command who was better with computers than guns - when the Sergeant would be lucky to use a computer as anything but a blunt instrument - and a lazy trooper who was constantly shirking duty, and Red Team spent more time on 'punishment drills' than actually trying to do anything to Blue Team.

Accurate.

"Sarge is...yelling at Simmons for losing track of Griff. Griff is...at the top of the cliff with more than half of Red Base's rations. That ought to hold them all a few hours, depending on how long Griff's able to sleep after eating without snoring.

One F, my dude.

The creature was about the size of a large kitten or a small house cat, but was definitely equine in shape. It had a stone grey coat, a pale purple mane and tail, and the biggest pale blue-green eyes he had ever seen on a living creature...relative to the size of its head anyway, which seemed large for its body. It was looking straight at him with those eyes, its mouth in a very neutral expression as it she took in his appearance.

Maud Pie.

"Maud," the tiny filly responded in a very quiet voice, slightly high pitched but with a flat monotone.

Adorable!

"Oh what the hell?" Church groaned in frustration.

"Hell," Maud repeated dutifully.

"...yeah, I'm definitely not cut out for being a parent,"

Less than you know.

Church carefully moved his arm, wincing at the protests of the armor. "And Captain, I'm going to need a replacement arm for my armor. Maud kind of crushed it."

"...she did what now?"

She crushed his armor with her superhuman strength.

I cannot wait to see where this goes. :yay:

...... Okay, considering what Church's armour is made out of.... Damn, Maud... is.. Stong, And thats when she's still a filly... :twilightoops:

I bet she's gonna be near One Punch Man levels of strong when she gets older..

I'd like to see the Meta stand up to a hit from her. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

Just be aware, there will be a special place in hell for you if this story does not continue...right alongside people that talk in the theater.

I'm wondering where in the series this starts off at.

This is going to be so much fun.

Is this a PWNY story? I'm only asking because I don't remember Maud being on the list...?

Still good though.

So, this might be weird, but a few months ago, I dreamt/imagined you doing a story like this, but with Starlight Glimmer instead of Maud. Weird, huh.

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Before episode one. Specifically, before Captain Flowers 'mysteriously' dies.
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It is.

0_0 wow. ...... wonder how tex will react to church being a dad?

(spit-take) MAUD!? With the Reds and Blues...

Makes sense. Put the pony that shows little emotion with the simulation troops that do/not care about everyone else.
What sub crossovers will join this...

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So like around the end of season 10 and the start of season 13, then.
When he gets picked to drop out to look after the Alpha and picks the Reds and Blues out for Blood Gulch.

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Yup.
And eventually moving into Season One.

Interesting. I wonder what shenanigans Maud will get into.

i wonder how much CGtMFWMG's Caboose personality will transfer over to this story's caboose

This is the best thing evar!

Wait, why is this rated 'Everyone'? Isn't Red vs Blue filled with funny F-bombs and hilarious sex jokes? I mean, I love Maud, but the rating doesn't make sense with these characters.

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And you don't think being around a little kid from the start won't lead them to thinking of comedic ways around that just to keep from teaching her more bad things?

Honestly, I might change the rating to Teen, depending on what happens.

I can't wait to see how the Reds, Blues, and others react to Maud. I can totally see Flowers and Curch locking up all of Tucker's porn so she can't find it. Oh, the fun Donut will have with her! I can totally see the two of them having an arm wrestling competition. Now how will Tex react to her???

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I won't deny that...but Church's personality is mainly a rude and grumpy character. And there's Tucker, who is pervert central. Eh, I was just wondering.

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This is a Tatsurou story. There's no point saying things like that. Tats doesn't seem to be able to stop.

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Provided he either isn't charmed by her, what with Theta being in there, and Sigma getting confused.:pinkiehappy:

However, in the likely chance that they fight, I feel that she may actually scare O'Malley when she lands a blow. Which actually makes me wonder what Delta's assessment of her would be.:raritystarry:

And yeah, something tells me that maybe the case, if she isn't already like that with her monotone personality.:rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2:

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I am going to enjoy waiting for the additional crossovers for this.
If any of the Spartan IIs, IIIs, or IVs show up, people are gonna freak!

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