Omega laughed darkly to himself as he stared down at the approaching Reds, Blues, pony, and Freelancer. "Soon...soon they will all be nothing but bloody smears, and I will be victorious! Oh look, they're dividing their forces, how cute! It will all be for nought, since there is no way-"
<"Why does the Manticore look different?"> Lopez inquired curiously.
"Oh, it's just a new paint job-"
The outer wall exploded as the Manticore Prime discharged its kinetic explosives before shooting off a sand dune and into the air to hover over the base, raining kinetic explosives as the kinetic energy cannons absorbed both their forward momentum and the vast majority of their downward momentum, constantly firing to purge so they floated down like a leaf on the wind.
"Grif!" Sarge shouted out. "That gun placement over there is out of range of the kinetic explosives, and we can't aim the sting downward! Take it out!"
"Really? Me?" Grif asked derisively as he leveled a rather wicked looking weapon that seemed to be made almost entirely of magnets. "In case you'd forgotten, all I'm armed with is a glorified slingshot! Just how much damage can that do-"
His words cut off as he pulled the trigger, and the tiny pellet launched out the front of the gun in a shockwave that neutralized all sound. It impacted against the tower the gun turret was braced on, and the entire thing exploded. A crater five feet deep was all that was left of the tower, and flying chunks of masonry was all that was left of the entire corner of the fortress the tower had been a part of.
Sarge, Donut, Caboose, and Grif stared at the devastation that had been unleashed. Donut was the first to speak up. "That was incredible!"
"I love the big booms!" Caboose squealed out happily.
"I WANT ONE!" Sarge roared out excitedly.
Grif glanced from the devastation to the weapon in his hand. "...okay, you know what? Just call me David." He reloaded the 'slingshot'. "'Cause I'm going giant hunting."
"Where the hell did they get these wonderful toys?!" Omega demanded in rage. "And why don't I have any?!"
Tucker, Texas, and Simmons carefully made their way into the Fortress while the distraction was going on. They were briefly distracted by one of the towers erupting in light, followed shortly by Sarge's shout of "I WANT ONE!" "Oh, looks like Grif finally fired his 'slingshot'," Simmons mused idly.
"Did...did you give him the best weapon of all?" Texas asked carefully as she walked across the inside of a rotating cylinder.
"He's the closest thing to a friend my own age I have in this whole mess," Simmons explained readily as he followed. "Of course I'm going to do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get killed."
"And now that's just one more thing I have to overcome to beat that fat idiot," Tucker snapped irritably as he stopped at the edge of the cylinder. "Did you ever think about that?"
"It doesn't load with training rounds, so he won't use it against you," Simmons pointed out readily.
"And how am I supposed to compete out heEEEEERE!" Tucker began, his voice turning into a shocked scream as he fell down a hole in the cylinder by stepping forward at the wrong time. "...seriously? When did I become the comic relief?"
"Don't be like that," Simmons called out teasingly. "I'm sure you'll find something of your own to be awesome about that absolutely won't be one upped by something Maud makes on a whim."
"O-ho-HO!" Tucker suddenly cried out before leaping out of the hole clutching something in his hand. "Check this out!" He gripped what was in his hand tighter.
Kffsh!
Blades of pure energy extended from the two sides of the grip, coming together at an almost point with a gap between the tips. The energy could be seen through, and the very air hummed as he swung the blade about. "Awesome energy blade for the win!" Tucker cried out happily. "Beat that, Grif! I don't care how big an explosion you can make, nothing says bad ass like an energy sword! Hoo-ah!" He proceeded to swing the blade around expertly, performing a few ninja flips with it that would have surprised anyone that hadn't watched his sparring sessions with Grif before.
"I-aw, dammit!" Texas snapped irritably. "My sensors tell me that's a bloody life-bond weapon."
"A what?" Maud asked in confusion.
"Oh, that means it only works for the person who picked it up until the bond is broken," Simmons explained readily. "With life-bond, that's until they're killed. Soul-bond extends even beyond death, and generally is a means of resurrection. Or at least, it is in the games I took the term from when I designed the sensors...I guess."
"Aw, man..." Texas pouted. "I want an energy sword..."
"Yup!" Tucker crowed happily. "Chicks dig the-"
His words were cut off as Maud punched a nearby chunk of rock, causing bits to fall off into a perfectly cubic work table with nine square segments on top. Setting the bomb down, she proceeded to dump out three chunks of diamond, six chunks of ruby, nine chunks of copper, and four dark blue pearls that glowed with odd mystic power. She then proceeded to put them onto the table in sets of one chunk of diamond, two ruby, three copper, and one pearl, changing only the orientations. She pulled off one grip and two projectors as a result, before putting them back on with the last pearl. She then took off what looked like the base of Tucker's energy blade, but dark blue and night black. "Happy Mother's Day," she said calmly as she handed it to Texas.
"...thanks," Texas said warmly after a stunned moment of shock. Taking the grip, she squeezed...and a blade that seemed to be made of ghostly white flame extended silently, whooshing through the air as she swung it. "Very nice..." she purred eagerly.
"You just had to jinx it!" Tucker snapped as he put his energy blade away to punch Simmons in the arm.
Will Tucker's energy sword get an upgrade later?
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Yu Yu Hakusho upgrade, Tucker channels his life force into it, upgrading the sharpness to the point where it can cut through dimensions to fold time and space.
Happy Mother's Day indeed. Gift of the Maud Pie, anyone?
Nicest Mother's Day Present Ever!!!
Because you weren't nice to the pony. Really, you only have yourself to blame.
A Pony's greatest power...intrinsic knowledge of and ability to produce the most daww inspiring Mothers' Day/any day gift.
That is a DAMN good one liner.
A fair point.
Useful.
I like Maud, but jeez, let Tucker have SOMETHING Maud won't immediately one up.
(looks at the chapter again 10x over) this......... this is going way over the top in my point of view. can I get a new brain here at all?? because I think the one I have now is broken.
Okay, other than Grif NOT calling the slingshot the "Grifshot"..........I just KNEW he was going to like his "glorified slingshot". Seriously, who DOESN'T love big kabooms?
Explosives rule, but not THAT kind. :D
Best typo ever.
...How do you just FIND an energy sword that can only be used by one person? What crazy person designs these places, anyway?
It's like how all the tall grass has COINS in it...
Omega, you messed with Maud. You have only yourself to blame for the last few miserable, painful moments of your life.
So, wouldn't that mean it's actually a downgrade? Not that "just a magic lightsaber" is anything to sneeze at, but when the other guy's lightsaber also acts as the key to all sorts of fun alien toys and can't be stolen until you pry it from his cold dead hands...
Eh, I'm sure there will be something to make up for it, like "can stab ghosts." By which I mean actual spirits, not purple alien hoverbikes (though it can stab those too).
Hmm? Grif was surprisingly educated.
I'm sure our OP Twilight would love to chat with this Maud for the weapon upgrade.
So Sarge and Tex just came, Omega and Lopez just shit themselves, Grif and Tucker have ignited new plans for their rivalry, and Caboose and Donut have had the best day since they both saw a butterfly earlier.
Good times for all which in turn makes a happy pony which then in turn creates a happiness loop since that's what the team wants as well.
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Variable blade length, and doesn't harm friendlies.
Also, since it's magic, it can be amplified in terms of damage output if the wielder has magic.
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Makes some sense, given that we're going Monty Oum style with the fights, even similar weapons need to have something unique about them to keep everything varied.
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And Tex, in some way or another, naturally has magic–such has even been confirmed, if I recall right, by Maud and what she senses in everyone who's been in the canyon. Yeah, I have a feeling she's gonna have lots of fun with that Nether Blade. *chuckles* By the way, props for the Joker reference. I loved that scene in Batman.
So not a lightsaber?
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And that is how they get Maud back to Equestria
So, in other words, it's isomorphic?
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Nah. Tucker is going to figure out how to cut the very concept of Death from each of his family's existence.
I was thinking it earlier in the week, but now it is official. From now on, I am calling the Gulch crew, Red and Blue combined, as "The Maud Squad". Give yourself a cookie if you get the reference. Actually, give yourself a cookie regardless. If are here, you probably deserve one.
D'awww!
Don’t give the Beta copies these abilities. I want Grif to wade through a sea of Texas... and then stop to see Tucker part the Black Sea. “I bet David can’t keep up with Moses!”
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I know what you mean! Saber beats Key!
Plus light sabers have more customization properties!
well now im looking forward to tucker gettingbeaten up by that
Awwwwwww, Maud...
This is the second mother's day chapter I've read today. I'm expecting much more.
Maud is good daughter. Though I don't think I'd ever give my mom a sword.
I feel like there is a reference here that I am not getting with the materials used in creating this blade...
Miners gonna craft.
A mothers day sword?... I think I did that once, my mum loved it. Given the fact she once KOd my ex-military dad in one punch, I'm inclined to believe my mum is an ex-secret agent working for a shady paramilitary organization. My mum may be Tex or something.
The same moment when Grif stopped being useless.
I see Grif isn't the only one who can craft things he's mined...
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Its funny, cause she's underage.
Now that I've actually watched about half of Red Vs. Blue, time to re-read this and know more.
Blending magic and pysichs.
As for why you don't have any
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It reads almost like she's crafting Rings of Power.
....can we give Tucker an inbuilt railgun in the sword?
Tucker is the Squidward of this story, except more talented.
My new favorite line from Grif... and it's not in the actual RvB series! Well done, Tatsu
Tex now has an energy-based melee weapon...
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Have you seen what Squidward can do when he's happy? Squidward is talented his anger issues are holding him back that's all.
Noice, also I got my information wrong before but currently this chapter is taking place somewhere around S3 of RVB, we haven't reach S4 where things get wackier
Lol now Tex got the better one.