After 1v1ing bug queen and absolutely running her fade, Anon thinks he can now take on Sunny D. Why exactly? Well he beat up the ant and that broke into his house, and Sunbutt lost to her so surely he can take on the number 1 cake eater in the world
"Why does Celestia raise the sun? How can she move something so huge every single day?" Two simple, innocent questions. Yet the answer may be too much for Anon's mortal mind. A truth so great it could crush his very grip on reality.
Sparks came from damaged sections on Sweetie's right foreleg as she stood up to face height, the jaws of both other fillies having fallen open at the sight of her battered form. "This unit requires help."
Nightmare Moon had expected a fight upon her return, ponies cowering in fear as she's forced to battle her sister once more. However, there were things that she had not even considered a possibility. A sincere, warm welcome was one of them.
After decades of preparation, an ancient cult finally manages to summon two of their dark gods into Equestria. Instead of almighty Alicorns, they arrive as a pair of helpless fillies. To get home, they'll have to play the part...
Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well. Maybe with a cute wife! Wait, what?
The spell trapping Nightmare Moon within the orbital satellite is tampered with, pushing her release past a thousand years into a time where alicorns are myth, technology has somewhat stagnated, and nobody knows who she is.
With time ticking out, and no other options left to them, the rulers of Equestria turn to the lone human in Equestria to save them from Chrysalis' plot.
A thousand years after Luna and a population of night-loving ponies moved to the moon, they're due to return to a day-loving Equestria, resulting in a clash of cultures and egos.
RGRE Story: A brutal dictator has risen up from the shadows, and the heroes step up to take down the mare in charge. Only there is no mare, rather a male holds the throne, something they can't seem to wrap their head around.
Tirek has returned, and he wants all of Equestria's magic. Twilight won't let him have that, and she is the final obstacle between him and world domination.
Discord finally escapes his stony prison, but he's got a proposition for Twilight. One that will either see him reformed, or as the ruler of Equestria.
The Crystal Empire has returned, along with its tyrant, King Sombra. It is up to Twilight to save the Crystal Empire, and she does exactly what is expected.