You've been the only human in Equestria for some time now. However, it wasn't until this morning that your good friend Twilight suggested you take a peek through the Crystal Mirror. Supposedly, there is another world on the other side of that mirror populated by humans just like you.
She conveniently left out the fact that she herself turns into a human when she passes through it.
In hindsight, you probably should have seen this coming.
Twilight: Oh hey, how was your trip to Cant-
Anon:
Definitely needed a good laugh today!
Man
The mental image of a photorealistic horse just standing there in front of everyone is incredible lmao
poor anon tho
Let's see, we got Cadence, now Twilight here, we got ourselves a princess throwing tradition starting I think.
Ah, I needed this.
...i better go get her
COMING TWILIGHT
Obvious solution. Use Polymorph on the human to turn him into an Equestrian pony (the spell Twilight used to turn ponies into breezies). When he goes through the mirror he's a Canterlot human.
Need to know how it works?
The title and the cover picture have the same deranged energy of Diogenes bursting into Plato's academy holding a completely plucked chicken and saying, "BEHOLD: A MAN!" since Plato tried to define humans as "featherless bipeds."
(Loved the story lol)
Wow, you made the EqG world a worthy tourist attraction!
Horses don't do that. They rub their nose, preferably on humans.
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A horse expert I am not. I just had the mental image of Anon doing that and thought it was funny, simple as.
Never expected something like this but am now confused as to how it hadn’t popped up sooner. Nice story!
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nah im pretty sure ive seen something with this exact same scenario before
So Anon is an actual feral horse no this side, huh~
That would explain a few things about how he acts around with his instincts, you know…
Besides, Anon, you know you've been looking down on the ponies on this side for quite some time now, about time that you experience the feeling on the other side~
Also, it's easy to let him communicate with higher intelligence, just zap him with portal magic like they did with dog spike, and he'll be able to be the most intelligent horse in the world that can also give rides to humans, isn't that great?
Also when I see that cover art:
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Close enough, right?
Now make a sequel called “Horse” and its just the reverse
My first thought when seeing the cover page:
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I know of two similar ones; neither of them are suitable to link on an E-Rated story.
Can’t blame him.
Wait until he sees luna and cadence.
You know, that’s how I feel to this day.
Well, was not expecting that.
😂
Waluigi aproved
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If twilight ever got control of it that is. Also I think that would circumvent the transformation since spike was a dog still chasing through the portals and Starswirls a prick and only accounted for ponies turning into the dominate lifeform and every other species gets whatever is easiest. I also love the idea that another story did that the EQ verse was the human verse up untill starswirl send a colonial force through which rainbowfied the gene pool
You should see the things that crawl out of my dreams. This is tame compared to some of the deranged things I occasionally dream up...
Oh, on that topic see fimfiction.net/260906* for something similar.
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LMAO, loved this fic. Poor Anon. And let's hope Twilight didn't hit Human Twilight or Sunset when she came out on the other side.
This is a certified Man moment 🗿🥶🔥
What absolutely terrible luck
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Don't mix Magics!!!
Alondro goes through the mirror.... and is a draconequus now. "Yeah, that fits."
I was really expecting him to be stuck on the human side.
Hilarious. Too bad we didn't get a plucked chicken joke here.
The story thumbnail tells you everything you need to know.
Just what I would've said. I am a bit offended that the writers made Tia a school principal (not even a superintendent!) instead of the leader of a nation.
I've always avoided Anon stories, but I've recently read a few good ones. I wish I could remember the name of one where the HiE (maybe Anon?) follows Sunset through the portal and it turns him into a miniature pony, complete with a seeing-eye-dog harness. He could also still talk.
In my favorite Star Trek: TNG story, A Knight's Gambit, Picard, Geordi, and Data follow Twilight through the portal. They're fine over there, but when they return, they're ponified. Data's reaction is priceless.
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