The coordination is over, and Twilight is now Equestria's sole ruler.
Too bad Celestia didn't mention a few minor problems that come with ruling Equestria, such as where the royal closet is located, certain laws that are incredibly stupid but must never be rescinded, and the curse that comes with the title of Ruler of Equestria.
Yeah... that last one's going to come back and bite someone.
GREAT story, BUT...
...it's "swig of her coffee," not "swing," and "Coronation," not "Coordination."
HAHAHA!!! XD
What a perfect way to end such a wonderful and actually pretty good story. I'm almost sad it's only a chapter long, I wanna see what happens next!
Well, that answers one question.
Good story.
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With that much coffee, I could see it being more of a swing.
Actually this explains a lot
Okay, now I am currious.
I feel with you Cadence. Nopony should be forced to drink that disgusting beverage.
They were doing WHAT against the door?!
Oh....they bumped into it. Right, that's what happened. I knew that.
Did Platinum just do a world tour of criticizing leaders decorum or something?
Lol, cute April Fools story. Good job!
Imagine if sombra was a cursed geologist
Coronation.
Pretty fucking BASED.
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Celestia is no longer a princess now, so she's exempt from the curse.
Clearly therefore, this needs a sequel where she squashes problems that Twilight is no longer able to. Turnabout is fair play, right?
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"If".
The legends of Dark Mistress Maud were such that even now, Sunny cannot stand to write them down....
April fools or not, this actually kinda explains several things quite nicely with a comedic twist.
And what did we learn? If you ever end up in this Equestria? Never, ever, ever, EVER try gaining a position of a ruler/leader. Presuming all the other leader-titles are also cursed in all the nations... Could be an interesting read.
This is just what I needed after a night shift thank you
I love it, but seriously, I still have an important question.
Does it come with a free frozen yogurt?
11200621 We call it Frogurt!
It is also cursed. And the toppings contain potassium benzoate.
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I thought it was called froyo? As for potassium benzoate, in the amounts used to prevent spoilage of acidic foods, it poses no danger to the consumer's health.
It's funny because we don't see Luna eating sweets out the show. She preferred fruit.
Other than that, it's a nice ridiculous story. And it explains a few things about Celestia's inaction.
Now that I think about it, was the role of Prince cursed too? Because it would explain Blueblood.
This explains, so much.
This is funny. I like it
11201355 It's a classic Simpson's Treehouse of Terror reference.
👀 OwO
Does anyone know how to get to the vault of slightly cursed items? Asking for a friend...
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Maude voice: "I am an evil mistress of darkness. Crystalllls."
...Really hope you can read that in her deadpan.
Good thing Spike was not an innocent kid anymore. He learned something was best left unanswered.
Maybe Cadence could surrender the throne to Sombra?
11200333 This is a great idea.
This does explain a great deal. That said, if anypony could break this curse, I imagine Twilight could. Possibly through sheer force of will insisting that she actually complete her crisis resolution checklist.
In any case, lovely stuff. Thank you for it.
On the other hoof, Shining and his Crystal Cadre looked delectably nice in their spats and speedos. Delectably nice indeed...
3 days later, twilight has fixed the problem, by resigning as princess, and then being elected as president. (Her final act as princess was to decide who was an eligible voter, and she chose herself, celestia and luna as the only voters.) President is a lifetime appointment under the new rules. All the powers are basically the same. Still, she is not technically a princess so the term doesn't apply.
Look, if that's how your "minimum effort" looks like, than anything more must be mindblowing. Very cool
Well, at least Celestia didn't intentionally stay silent about the curse in this universe. Sadly, we know about G5 so it seems Twilight never managed to break the curse. Actually, that explains so much.
Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.
Itʼs bite-sized, but even then, every single joke lands. My favorite is the opening line, but the “We forgot to warn Twilight about the vault of slightly cursed items!” line is a close second.
That said, Iʼm starting to think youʼre purposely misspelling 'coronation' as 'coordination'.