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After 10,000 years, one of the Great Old Ones has awoken. Surely this spells doom for Equestria.

Surely.


This story was originally conceived in 2014 as an entry to The Equestria Daily Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. Nine years isn't too late to enter, right?

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This feels like the prologue to a greater work.

Also,

the dim low of the lichen

glow?

“Wazzup?” she said.

I completely died :rainbowlaugh:

“What—“ she croaked out, as her tentacles began to shiver. “W-what manner of being are you?!”

You messed with the wrong pink pony

This was so silly I love it! Nice and short and fun, and showcasing just a fraction of our favorite pink pony's true power. Twilight may be ruling Equestria now, but Pinkie is the secret muscle 🙃
Awesome job again, love your horse words as always!

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Yeah I wrote this mostly on my phone, thank you for pointing that out!

Of course, Pinkies last words, meant it Personally.

Or Equinally, or Pinkily?

Item reasignments are best left to persons who didnt get a critical fail on their language exam. :rainbowderp:

As powerful as Eldy is, I'm sure she could hardly withstand the... dare I say... the Lick of Gummy. Or even such an... Asynchronous Blink...

Ooh very fun! Fear the Pink. n_n

Expected a bit more revealing description of Pinkie Pie, bit funny nonetheless :trixieshiftright:

:twilightangry2: Spike. Ink. Book.
:raritystarry: Spikey I love you
:moustache: I do?
:twilightoops: You do?
:pinkiehappy: They do!
:applejackconfused: The horror
:rainbowlaugh: It went away...
:facehoof: Did it
:derpytongue2: the Doctor is in
:flutterrage: Discord stop that, She's trying to sleep

That last line, not sure whether that's more a promise or a threat :rainbowlaugh:.

If Pinkie Pie asks a favour then you should probably grant it.

Ah, good ol' Eldritch abomination Pinkie Pie. Takes me back. Remember her from the early days of the fandom, she's become less common since they dialed down her reality warping in the later seasons [1] and then had her fall in love with Pony Weird Al. :applejackunsure:


[1] I defy you to find a Pinkie scene in the last two seasons this insane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Y25hp39-k6k

Long ago the Eldritch Abominations, left, died, or went to sleep. But one remained. It was the Ponk. And she was insanity itself.

Pinkie is Eternal

Even the Eldrich Horrors have their own Eldrich Horrors.....
....and Eldy just met one. :pinkiehappy:

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It's "only" season 5 or so, but The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows had that one miscommunication where the stage directions said "Pinkie Pie falls apart" and the animators said "okie dokie Loki" and then when the episode actually aired the writer called them back and said "that was supposed to be a metaphor". :derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy:

Eldritch God Pinkie Pie never gets old.
This has room to be expanded upon but makes a great one-shot all the same.

At first I thought the eldritch main character was Pinkie Pie, then rejoiced that it wasn't; and then, what do you know, Pinkie turns out to be even more eldritch than the eldritch!

Yep, she's Pinkiewise, all right!

She cast her gaze about some more, but there were no worshippers lining the obsidian floors of her temple waiting for her awakening. That was strange, she thought. They’d been there when she’d gone to sleep, singing their songs and doing the silly little dances they loved to do for her.

And the bleeding out the eyeballs thing. She’d always found that quite charming.

It's great to meet the nicest of the eldritch abominations.

Cute little story.

if eldy is 5000 years early then i think this story is allowed to be 9 years late. thank you lots for it!

This is funny and it makes sense that Pinkie would want to throw the eldritch abomination a party in 5000 years.

IA! IA! Pinkie Pie fhtagn! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

That was a good story. Its always nice to read a eldritch horror Pinkie pie story.

Honestly, its similar to how the demonlord got resurrected in how not to summon a demonlord, crumbskull was the body of a loli, and she legit forgets what her plan was. It was amazing

Pfffff. Gosh this one had me giggling stupidly every now and then, even if the reflection on my mirror was still and calmly reading this whole time
Great tone, great short fun!
Thank you for writing this!

What an absolute delight! Pinkie casually ordering around Eldritch Abominations is totally in character for her.

And with that, you have earned your 325th follower!

So is Pinkie Pie supposed to be like God or something(not Eldritch God, God)?

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