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Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.



The zombie apocalype has come.

And gone.

Half of Equestria doesn't even notice.

The other half doesn't seem to care.

Picture by Alasou

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“Wait... Derpy, aren’t you a zombie?” asked Rainbow Dash.
“Oh! Right, I forgot again.” said Derpy before she fell over on the floor and laid still.
Rainbow face-hoofed.
“You’re UNdead, Derpy. Not dead.” said Rainbow Dash.
“Oops. My bad.” said Derpy.

That killed me.

Seriously, this was a really funny story. Random, just like it should be.

A nice little read.

That was awesome.

:rainbowhuh: what, did I just read?

Fluttershy... Rarity's alive?... Talking headless pinkie... WHAT? HOW? AND WHY?

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: this is memorable!

“How can she sing, let alone talk, when she doesn’t have a head?” asked Mr. Cake.

:rainbowlaugh: That killed me, just a brilliant, random piece 5/5 mustaches :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

This is how I like my zombie apocalypses. Nearly unnoticed, with a dash of new normal "f**k"-geddaboutit.


That was a very silly and amusing read.

Cute and funny little oneshot.

.....suuuuun :trollestia:

You are a beautiful soul for writing this.

Is most of the moaning that the zombies are doing their way of screwing with the living? I mean, several of the zombies are still perfectly capable of speech and AJ is coordinated enough to put on a hat. It seems that most of them are still pretty cognizant.

That was...a rather cute take on the zombie apocalypse!

Well done! :rainbowwild:

“Suuuuun...” moaned Celestia.

Luna signed.

“It wasn’t funny the first time, Tia.” she said.

Celesta giggled.

All my yes! :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy:

It's like ponified Shaun of the Dead - but with better execution!

“Wait... Derpy, aren’t you a zombie?” asked Rainbow Dash.

“Oh! Right, I forgot again.” said Derpy before she fell over on the floor and laid still.

Looks like Derpy is both undead and unconcerned.:trollestia:

Upvoted and favorited. This is amazing and amusing both.

Well, that was interesting. Pretty good too.

“Apppppplessssss...” moaned Applejack.
“Maaaaark...” moaned Apple Bloom.
“Eeeeeyup...” moaned Big Mac.
Granny Smith watched as her family set out.
“Sometimes, I feel like I’m the only pony here with half a brain left. They all forgot to eat! Again!” she said.
Big Mac came back in with a blush on his face. he was still half asleep.
“Eeyup...” he said.

As well as others, I loved this part! Nicely done!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

4239632 Don't want to sound rude...but nobody cares. :twilightsmile:

Sort of retreading the same ground as the British comedy film "Shaun of the Dead". If your best friend had been turned into a zombie that just mindlessly followed a pre-mortem obsession, would you necessarily notice any difference in the people around you. It's clear that, in Equestria, the answer is 'no'.

Except with Derpy. She can't get anything right. Even being a slavering, mindless undead. :derpytongue2:

A fair amount of spelling errors aside, this was gut-bustingly (haha, I made a funny) hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:


I don't care if it wasn't intentional, Dead Rising reference FTW!

~The lizardman needs a new gut

Hey look, I found Pinkie's head!

:pinkiesick: "Faaaave. Uuupvooote."

I want to have foals with this fic

[zombie moaning noise]

4243360 Aww, c'mon. It has the potential to be funny.

Twilight: "Boooookkss."
Rainbow Dash: "Twilight, knock it off. All of this moaning has gotten really old, really fast."
Twilight: "Boooookkss."
Rainbow Dash: "Wanna play hardball, huh, well fine. Guess I'll just go dog ear a bunch of pages in the new Daring Do book at your library."
Twilight: "Rainbow Dash, don't you dare!"
Rainbow Dash: "HA! Made you talk!"
Twilight: "Ponyfeathers."

Before reading: fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/165/3/d/what_about_zombie_ponies__by_johnjoseco-d3ivaee.jpg
After reading: static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Well+ok+then_965d7c_3159509.jpg
So, all in all: i.imgur.com/YNeMCMu.png
Edit: There must be a story of that first picture, but I haven't found any in the Necromancy group, I really should force Shade to write some... But i'm afraid she'dd mutilate me.
NO PAIN NO GAIN, RIGHT? *He screamed as she forcefully ripped his gut open.*
Worth it.

4244073 <Gasp> It's the new Arrow to the Knee!

4244134 Don't know if it's your intention or not, but you're coming off as a bit snide here. If it was your intention, well, there's no reason to be a dick.

Must admit, I personally would have liked a few more descriptions... even if that would probably have 'earned' this fic a Dark tag.

I do hope this universe gets explored a bit more, though. The idea is just fascinating. :rainbowkiss:

4244242 Not my intention, i'm on my phone so I keep things short.

So living Macintosh acts like he's undead, while undead Derpy acts like she's alive. :rainbowlaugh:

So I think that officially confirms that Twilight and Flash are indeed unmade for each other.

Definitely cute! Liked and Faved, good sir. :twilightsmile:

Poor Derpy. Can't even get being one of the shambling horde right. :derpytongue2:

And has anyone noticed that Twilight seems a little less monomaniacal lately?

Hey, I found Pinkie's head! It's a little discolored and rough around the edges, but we'll sew it back on and she'll be right as rain. :pinkiesick:

Canon Equestria + zombie apocalypse = prime class unleaded lightmare fuel
And no, I didn't misspell that.

4245681 You'd be surprised by what some people do when they're half-asleep...

As far as I saw, the only zombie that actually talks is Derpy. Unless I just totally missed something in there......

:rainbowhuh:Why is it that there always seems to be a changeling named Frank? :applejackconfused:This is like the third one this month...

I found this amusing. Especially guessing who was a zombie and who wasn't.

4247596 I'm suddenly tempted to create a story where every changeling has that name.

Big Mac also seemed pretty normal, I can't see what was really wrong with him.

Well I'm assuming that Chrysalis is a Zombie too, and she has indegestion because she's producing more love then she can expel.

Wait, so all of the zombies can only say one word, Derpy can easily speak? :rainbowhuh:

I actually hoped one of the princesses (Not Twilight!) was a zomb!

I actually thought It was going to be more of a "ZOMC!"
But now, It's more like, "Oh, hi there."
Secretly hoping Fluttershy would become a zombie, would be hilarious.

Wow... I was just wondering about that yesterday... just the idea of "what if there was a zombie plague, but the zombies didn't actually hurt anyone?"

And now I see you've written exactly that. Wonderful! :rainbowlaugh:

This is priceless. That is I didn't pay anything for it, so I got a good deal. Have a happy upthumb.

Now THIS is a story. And somewhat amusing to me due to something I'm writing on my own. But that's not important right now. You're awesome.

4243633 Hm, I thought it might have been a reference to Why Am I A Bug? by DJ TR33.

Let me know if you do. I'd probably enjoy it.

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