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Void Chicken

I wrote a horse story once.


Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.

Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.

As seen on Equestria Daily.

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Bok #1 · Jan 15th, 2014 · · 1 ·

You're off the force.

Turn in your Fanfic Badge and your Fanfic Gun.


Oh man that was great mate. Really funny and goofy.
But I have too.... go .....apples.



3792498 No, he's the number one cop on the force.


"She's dead! This is great! I get to save her!"

Someone has a bit skewed priorities :twilightsmile:

"It's not the same! See, you only needed one leg to buck that. I can have the other one, right?"

I have a feeling that if Roland Topor wrote pony fanfics, he'd write something like that :rainbowlaugh:

Rabbit testing :rainbowlaugh: Angel had it coming...

"You... you broke my EverStitch? I saved up for months to buy that! They don't even make the PX model anymore! Killing and eating me was one thing, but what did my sewing machine ever do to you?"

Seems that skewed priorities are a trait of every uni/alicorn :rainbowlaugh:

Also, that light shade of vore :heart:

Btw, I just noticed that one of the books' titles in the cover image is "Necromancy" in Russian xD

Fantastic, got a great laugh out of this.


...I have to apples, too.

"I, um, have to, uh... apples."
"I have to apples, too"


"Rainbow Dash was flying like zoom, then she went into a cloud like whoom, and then she hit the mountain like splat!"

Back in the day, that sort of thing was known in the trade as 'cumulo-granitus'

...thank Celestia I joined Ponies Eating Tasty Animals and found this fic quick-like.
Because that was awesome and hilarious. Awesolarious. Hilasome.

That was pretty damn funny.

I'll certainly be recommending this.

Cool, but what in the actual hell?

This was hilarious and frustrating and a plethora of other emotions to edit.

My favourite line:

"Yes, Rainbow," Rarity added. "Do be a dear and die for us, would you?"

Of all the shit this mare goes through, a fuckin' mountain takes her out? What a pussy.

I enjoyed this way more than I should. Nice.

That was actually pretty funny. :pinkiehappy:
Also, everyone in this story has some really weird priorities.


Nope. Let's make him a detective instead.

This is one awesome fanfic. Love it. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh jesus.

I just... I got nothing.

This is too damn good.

~Skeeter The Lurker

The only fic about cannibal ponies worth eating reading.

That I'm aware of.

Approved for Twilight's Library.

As if that was a surprise.

~Skeeter The Lurker

And the entire story is in the title--more so then you would assume!

Ah, the revolving door afterlife. And Twilight doesn't even have to use 50,000 gp worth of diamonds each time!

Morbidly hilarious. Thank you for this book of rainbow names. :twilightsmile:

This is fucking awesome.

Can't you just stop being a wimp and kill off Fluttershy already?

a3V #25 · Jan 16th, 2014 · · 1 ·


To be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about this fic. I'll just upvote it for posterity since I'm very confused right now.

It had exactly one laugh for me...

Dear Diary,

Recently, I've discovered that I should keep a closer eye on my animals, and ask them more often if anypony has been doing anything strange to them.

I edited it. Of course it was accepted. XP


Now I'm tempted to remove out of spite...

Just joking. I'd never do that without good reason.

~Skeeter The Lurker

i very much wish for more funny death and reviving

A sound not unlike hair rubbing against cloud interrupted her train of thought. The ponies turned around just in time to see Rainbow fall out the bottom of the cloud and hit the ground beneath it.

So the magic stops when she died, priceless! :rainbowlaugh:

You just can't beat comedy necromancy...!

Ah, the only time I'll read a Dark Fic... when it's also a Comedy.:facehoof:


"Rainbow didn't answer."

That, right there, was awesome.... :pinkiehappy:

This was the most depraved and disturbing thing I have read on this site...
Oh God please write a sequel

I feel Celestia's future confusion. :derpyderp2:

Well this was different :rainbowlaugh:

That mountain was a real bitch, though.

3794615 Apparently so, must've had adamantium plating or something.

Then her inner demons will come out and kill them all.

For good.

I have no idea what I just read.... but it was AWESOME! :rainbowlaugh:

The best part was Twilight's reaction when she heard that Rainbow Dash had died. :rainbowlaugh:

I almost actually needed Twi after muffling laughter with my pillow.

Memo to self - try to find a treatment program for that pesky air addiction.

ROFL!!!! XD The part about eating Pinkie Pie was the best XD Did he have to but her own throat, though?! Surely she could have offed herself in a less brutal fashion!

3792590 ......I think I need to apples as well.

Don't worry, that was my reaction as well.


Never has death seemed like so much fun.

Oh Twilight, you know you shouldn't be messing around with life and death.


Dying is awesome :rainbowlaugh:

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