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Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.
Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.
Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.
Dramatic reading by WritingStylus
Polish translation by atom2004
Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi
Russian translation by NovemberDragon
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Hilarious!
Oh man that was great mate. Really funny and goofy.
But I have too.... go .....apples.
~Reggie
3792498 No, he's the number one cop on the force.
BOBR—I mean, VOID CHICKEN
Someone has a bit skewed priorities
I have a feeling that if Roland Topor wrote pony fanfics, he'd write something like that
Rabbit testing
Angel had it coming...
Seems that skewed priorities are a trait of every uni/alicorn
Also, that light shade of vore
Btw, I just noticed that one of the books' titles in the cover image is "Necromancy" in Russian xD
Fantastic, got a great laugh out of this.
3792516
...I have to apples, too.
...thank Celestia I joined Ponies Eating Tasty Animals and found this fic quick-like.
Because that was awesome and hilarious. Awesolarious. Hilasome.
That was pretty damn funny.
I'll certainly be recommending this.
Cool, but what in the actual hell?
This was hilarious and frustrating and a plethora of other emotions to edit.
My favourite line:
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Have a thumbs up anyway.
Of all the shit this mare goes through, a fuckin' mountain takes her out? What a pussy.
I enjoyed this way more than I should. Nice.
That was actually pretty funny.
Also, everyone in this story has some really weird priorities.
3792498
Nope. Let's make him a detective instead.
This is one awesome fanfic. Love it.
Oh jesus.
I just... I got nothing.
This is too damn good.
~Skeeter The Lurker
The only fic about cannibal ponies worth
eatingreading.That I'm aware of.
Approved for Twilight's Library.
As if that was a surprise.
~Skeeter The Lurker
And the entire story is in the title--more so then you would assume!
Ah, the revolving door afterlife. And Twilight doesn't even have to use 50,000 gp worth of diamonds each time!
Morbidly hilarious. Thank you for this book of rainbow names.
This is fucking awesome.
Can't you just stop being a wimp and kill off Fluttershy already?
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To be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about this fic. I'll just upvote it for posterity since I'm very confused right now.
It had exactly one laugh for me...
Dear Diary,
Recently, I've discovered that I should keep a closer eye on my animals, and ask them more often if anypony has been doing anything strange to them.
3793229
I edited it. Of course it was accepted. XP
3793811
Now I'm tempted to remove out of spite...
Just joking. I'd never do that without good reason.
~Skeeter The Lurker
i very much wish for more funny death and reviving
So the magic stops when she died, priceless!
http://content.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gif19.gif
that is all
You just can't beat comedy necromancy...!
Ah, the only time I'll read a Dark Fic... when it's also a Comedy.
"Rainbow didn't answer."
That, right there, was awesome....
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MFW reading this is all of the expressions above combined.
This was the most depraved and disturbing thing I have read on this site...
Oh God please write a sequel
I feel Celestia's future confusion.
Well this was different
3792911
That mountain was a real bitch, though.
3794615 Apparently so, must've had adamantium plating or something.
3793487
Then her inner demons will come out and kill them all.
For good.
I have no idea what I just read.... but it was AWESOME!
The best part was Twilight's reaction when she heard that Rainbow Dash had died.
I almost actually needed Twi after muffling laughter with my pillow.
Memo to self - try to find a treatment program for that pesky air addiction.
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ROFL!!!! XD The part about eating Pinkie Pie was the best XD Did he have to but her own throat, though?! Surely she could have offed herself in a less brutal fashion!
3792590 ......I think I need to apples as well.
3794879
Don't worry, that was my reaction as well.
...
Never has death seemed like so much fun.
Oh Twilight, you know you shouldn't be messing around with life and death.
DJRD
Dying is awesome
That was hilarious! So glad JustAnotherTimeLord linked it.