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aegishailstorm


Enjoy aspects of the show, love the fanfics, well... The good ones anyway. And bat ponies, and... Shark ponies oddly enough? And my OC's, and firearms. Especially firearms.

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2 years ago, Equestria appeared in the pacific ocean, Then came the thumetic radiation storms, Then the conversion bureau's, Then the potion bombings. However, when a certain immortal crusader and his incompetent son find out about this all, They go with their usual course of action when discovering anything new...

A Bread boys parody.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 77 )

I'd ask, "What the Hell am I reading?" but then I saw Bread Boys. Oh this should be good.

holy shit this feels like it was inevitable

I can only imagine how funny that this will get

ITS TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CRUSADE!!!!!

Let their latest crusade of insanity...COMMENCE!

This mofo really did it.

Can't wait for more.

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DEUS VULT!

Also, this got featured.

The six second skit that started it all:

Oh this is gonna be glorious, I love conversion AU stories like this, their always chaotically fun

looking forward to more of this chaos!

I've only seen a couple of their videos, but I'm loving this.

I hope the new say about the father try push though the barrier while alot witness him burning but making it past it and say it just a flesh wound

For once, Father's reaction was warranted.

This... This shouldn't work, yet it does.

The only Conversion Bureau story I'm willing to read :P

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They forcibly turned his Son into a pony. Agaisnt his will. His Fatherly instincts, plus his usual tendencies, were warranted to kick their asses. Plus he's really old so is common sense is different

I smell a Crusade!
Loads 45. with holy intent.

I feel like I’m dreaming while reading this. It… Why is it so good?

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I wouldn't say against his will, since Son was obviously into it.
And on the videos Father has only killed Son, knowing he can just respawn, and the other guy who was obviously evil (and also immortal).
I didn't think he would kill civilians, but I guess it's up to the author's interpretation of the character.

Please for the love of God and Bread continue this series

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Have you watched the bread boys documentary?, he kills that officer.

Comment posted by robot1840 deleted Nov 11th, 2021
Comment posted by aegishailstorm deleted Nov 11th, 2021

(takes deep breath) this is some good heresy right here

This is the purest form of literary entertainment.

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Their not civilians, their HERETICS.

*racks shotgun* IM READY TO BEGIN THE 9TH CRUSADE AND KILL SOME HERETICS! WHO'S WITH ME!?

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*BINARIC SCREECHING*
<WE ARE! FOR THE OMNISSIAH AND HUMANITY!>

Why do I feel so much joy from this? It’s almost cathartic….

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[Forge World Ryza responds to your request. May the light of the Motive Force reduce the enemies of man to naught but cinders and ash.]
*charges melta with fanatic intent*

Good. I'm waiting for the continuation

I think I just read the greatest story on this site. A sequel would be great.

Despite being on fire, the urge for bread wins out in the end. I'd expect nothing less.

This is the most amazing thing I have seen since the last crusade.

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