For a thousand years, Canterlot Castle has stood as a bastion of order, hope, and prosperity for all. In those thousand years, there have been some off days.
Today happens to be one of those days. Unfortunately.
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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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This was a fun read. Thanks
Celestia might want to get someone less bloodthirsty in charge of the guards. Considering they spent the whole night arguing over what to do with the alien and his bed and the fact the princesses were in said bed.
This reminds me of a greentext I read
This was fun and refreshing.
10/10 would read again
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Yeah, I remember this one. By LaP, pretty sure.
Every time you write something it turns out amazing, thanks littlebig!
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Yeah it is really good but it so needs a sequel because this is too good to a one shot.
Yeah, that’s totally how it works. Nice reference.
as a man who has had to deal with a protocol shop and chief of staff's office too many times in my life, this chapter spoke to my soul.
i'm gonna get me a emotional support cannon.
Holy horsehapples is right.
I remember this one!
Glad to see it made it here.
It's gonna be an amusing ride.
Well if this what your dumb ideas produce, then you definitely need to have more of those
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PFFFFFHAHAHAHA OH NO!!! XDXD I did NOT expect that twist oh my WORD I'm DYING
I just did not expect that from the guard colonel but I love what it says about their attitudes towards each other XDXD
I'm siding with Raven on this one, this Colonel is doing too good a job explaining why the guard are prone to panic and uselessness in actual emergency situations ^^;
And then just went back to sleep... man this guy clearly worked SOME kinda serious shift before crashing last night.
PFFFF NOW IT'S BOTH OF THEM XD I hope for the guards' sanity that Twilight or Cadence aren't visiting and that if they are, neither of them is suffering from sleep deprivation. I'm starting to think the Lord Himself beamed this bed and person into this strategic point specifically to give the princesses a much-needed nap.
I SO want to know what THAT plan entailed
Aww, that's really sweet!
BEST possible response XD
Oh my WORD the last scene was adorable. I love that they're all so sleep-deprived they have unconsciously formed a bond and Celestia even took him to the bathroom. And of COURSE the dingbats missed all of it. This is hilarious.
This explains SO MUCH
Oh my word I love how this ended. XD Poor Bob, but at least he doesn't know how he was almost, y'know, murdered. Honestly I am now deeply curious about his continued adventures, he seems very nice and a kindred spirit for the princesses. And the waffle on Luna's horn, FABULOUS! Loved this, thanks for sharing! :D
Needs a “Royal Guard” tag since they are heavily featured in this story.
This was great. I just wish we could have read what Celestia and Luna said to him when they all woke up lol
Just a lovely, silly story. Great work
Oh no! There princess has fallen to the mystery bed's clutches.
Fucking hilarious way to end a chapter.
The bed has claimed another princess! Luckily there's no one else important. Wonder how they'll get them out.
Loved the story, light hearted, funny and relaxed
Luna; sisters share tia
>Thankfully, the journalist wasn’t impaled.
Stopped reading right there
This was fun and refreshing to read! The scenes of them in bed were absolutey adorable and hilarious compared to the sheer panic and chaos with the guards and Raven and everyone else. Loved it!
That's... A little bit too much
Just this? Disappointing
A very fun start hahahaxD
What does the "Office of Do’s and Dab’s" do???
Took me awhile to get back to read this, but I couldn't be happier I did. This was so much fun!
I actually thinking this could work as an episode of the show. It's got a "Sparkle's Seven" or "Between Dark and Dawn" feel to it
AMAZING START!!
¡KNOCK OUT!
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Did you mean oblivious?
10/10
Another one bites the dust!