Excerpts from the Journal of Twilight Sparkle, recovered by Canterlot Interdimensional Expeditionary Force on Sojourn #4, approximately 2 Equestrian Years after last contact.
The humans that keep being displaced into Equestria don't know the rules of the Everfree very well. The local timberwolves are all too happy to educate them.
Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well. Maybe with a cute wife! Wait, what?
Discord lives in a world where the Pegasi control the weather, the Earth Ponies make plants grow, and the Unicorns even control the very sun and moon. Everything is controlled by ponies. Everything is orderly. That is a problem.
Times are tough for Twilight Sparkle, mare-at-arms in the Equestrian Royal Guard. But it’s the only life she’s ever known. Somewhat related, Celestia’s faithful student is suddenly floundering in his own role.
With time ticking out, and no other options left to them, the rulers of Equestria turn to the lone human in Equestria to save them from Chrysalis' plot.
Earth-pony Twilight Sparkle has always been a little "out there". But while testing her latest crazy idea, she finds that there are places even farther than that...
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen ... eventually.
Flash Sentry, hero of Equestria and all-round cad, reckoned a peaceful posting in the Crystal Empire would keep him far away from any danger. He reckoned wrong.
He said, 'Spike, if you're considered old enough to be a Friendship Ambassador, Princess Twilight Sparkle's royal advisor, and a member of the Council of Friendship, then you're old enough to drink whatever the Tartarus you want.'
Equestria's most popular talk radio show is hosted by a self-important statue with a magic microphone. Ad reads, news coverage, and of course: Opinions. All delivered by the only pony in Canterlot with endless free time.
For the first time in several hundred years, Twilight Sparkle–Alicorn of Magic, Princess of Friendship, and sole Ruler of Equestria–has a friendship problem to solve.
Hell has an infinite library. Twilight wants to use that library. There goes the neighborhood. Yep, right out the door, and it’s taking the couch with it.
To Luna, Anon is very good at two things--bantering, and staying up far too late. One night, she devises a cunning plan by which to see him off to a good night's sleep once and for all!
While investigating a murder, Fluttershy learns one of the Equestrian Postal Service's biggest secrets, and finds romance in the last place she would have expected.
You are Anon. You were starting to think the world has left you behind. You might be right, but maybe there is one last bit of shenanigans left for you to get up to.
Created by Cutrose1985
