Roger, local human, is weird, or at least is weird in Rainbow Dash's estimation, but he does appear to have some extra food and she knows he won't mind sharing with her.
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Cackling Moron
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
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What's this, a double feature?
Yeah, with Pinkie there, I'd imagine that picnic would've disappeared fairly quickly.
I think Rainbow Dash was pretty well written for having her thoughts described in second or third person. Not all your portrayals are so realistically detailed, but I think this one worked fairly well, all things considered. Pinkie was a gem, as usual.
You absolute bugger you've only gone and given me a case of the feels.
In all honesty I think you captured Dash quite well. Also I'm now tempted to channel my inner Pinkie and make a cruffin. Or have a sniff of beer and pass out. I'm not sure.
This comes to mind.
You can and you can't.
You will and you won't.
You'll be dammed if you do,
and dammed if you don't.
This is not what the little rhyme is addressing but I think it applies.
This is the way.
Oh dear poor Roger, he's a good egg he is.
Counterpoint; If he hadn't extended his lifetime then he wouldn't be having a picnic and eating croissant-adjacent food, so it clearly wasn't a mistake.
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It's a trick of the light.
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Pinkie is, as I may have mentioned here or there, legitimately one of my favourites but I think I could only ever use her properly if I use her sparingly.
She is great though.
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I'm a sly one. On occasion.
Not that I'd, oh, end anything on a super bum note ever or anything like that. I wouldn't do that.
Again.
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Get the gist, I'd say
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He got dealt something of a bad hand, it seems
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Well, maybe it worked out alright in the end
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Well, whatever it was, it resulted in warm fuzzies.
As always quality work even when it's a one off
Hm
What is he, trapped in a myst style book universe?
Sounds like a perfectly good reason for a picnic to me.
So, how old is he supposed to be? If he's afraid he's outlived his kids then... 150ish? Or older? And how long will he live?
Huh.
This was rather melancholy.
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Not quite. Long ago, he (and a unicorn associate) worked out how to return back to his home dimension. Apparently it is rather simple and he still remembers the method. His problem is two-fold:
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Well he is Roger and not Jack so hopefully not an eternity alone after the heat death of the universe
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Recorded audio of CastleHornUnicorn™ Cackling reading a bedtime story to impressionable colts and fillies:
(Tom Waits - Children's Story)