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Nothing happens by chance, my friend... No such thing as luck. A meaning behind every little thing, and such a meaning behind this. Part for you, part for me, may not see it all real clear right now, but we will, before long.
-Richard Bach
As far back as Andrew could remember, he was always a normal guy. He never stood out but he never went undetected by his peers. At the age of 23 and on the last day of his tour in the Army, he's hoping that life will wind down like it was before his reserve was called to replace another company already in Afghanistan.
Spitfire lead an exciting life by not only being in the Wonderbolts, Equestria's most advanced air force out of any nation on Equius, but being the youngest captain in recent history at the young age of 24. Flying is her life whether it's practicing maneuvers with her squadron or performing for tens of thousands per show. However for her one fateful flight through the world's most infamous hot spot for odd activity takes a turn for the worse.
Fate, God, or another entity has tied these two together for better or for worse.


Rated teen for language, and the sex tag was added for implied scenes and innuendos.
Dark/gore warning for chapters 10 part 1 and 10 part 2
All characters are humanized, however the pegasi retain their wings and unicorns retain their magic.
Note: I know some things are unrealistic at times, but I'm trying to keep it as close as possible for some semblance of realism in the real world.
Categories and rating are subject to change at any time.
Any suggestions and constructive criticisms are welcome.
Please upvote if you liked it, but if you downvote please state why in a comment or a PM.
Disclaimers:
All characters (human OC's) appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to DHX Media and their appropriate associates and this fic is not for profit.
Any mentioned media or products in this fic belong their respective companies and owners.
This is not a self-insert. Andrew may have some quirks that I personally have and may share some personal experiences that help advance the story.

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This story is a sequel to Our Pasts That Haunt Us


It has been a month since the last events of this story where Applejack died tragically, Pinkie Pie became entirely unstable, and Spitfire returned on a journey of self healing. It is here that Rainbow Dash finds one gem of hope in her world, dropped down to her from somewhere in the infinite universe. In this last month Dash and Spitfire have been talking almost nightly, as the Wonderbolt captain tried to repent for all of the wrong doings she did to others.
Dash still suffers a pain in her heart, and Spitfire wants to heal it but must first heal herself. That aside all of the pain from the last story inevitably made Pinkie Pie a victim of a dark vengeful heart, and much to the residents of Ponyville's displeasure, she also became psychotic in her tendencies. What will it take to bring the old pink party mare back to reality, Rainbow will have to find the answer to this question in her heart as well.
THIS FIC IS WRITTEN IN ANTHRO FORMAT! (If you are absolutely disenchanted with the idea of reading anthro don't read, but I really think you can get past it and imagine them as normal ponies. Stories are all in the imagination after all!)

Also Artwork is obviously not mine, nor does it represent the ANTHRO tag in my story. Yet it was the best possible match. Credit to the actual author and NOT me.

Has also been featured in Pedro Hander's Featured Muffins(July 18th, 2014)!

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NOTICE: Yes this most certainly is tagged ANTHRO and if that bothers you, don't read the story. In all honesty though I bet you are creative enough to ponify it in your mind! ^_^

The way Rainbow Dash felt about her friend AppleJack was something new to her, leaving her feeling pensive, nervous and excited. Will she act on these foreign feelings for her friend? Will her friend reciprocate these feelings? Or will she lose the best friend she has ever had?

Even if she did, things in life are seldom that simple and easy. Rainbow's past "experimental actions" could inadvertently cause her to lose the very mare she fell for head over hooves. So when the past comes knocking at her door again, what will Rainbow Dash do to keep what she fought so hard to get?

That's where Pinkie Pie comes in, ever the defender of her friends possibly budding relationship she goes to great lengths to make sure they get and stay together happily. Though when Pinkie figures out just who she is contending with in trying to protect her friends relationship; she finds herself stretched thin against the vengeful tide that spills forth. How long can she keep them safe from intruding eyes? Read on to find out just what happens...

Note: The artwork displayed is in no way my work, it is just a temporary cover image that I found conveyed the story's inevitable path. All credit for it should go to its author, and if anypony knows whom that is let me know so I can credit him/her for their work.

April 7th, 2014 Featured in Featured Muffins by Pedro Hander of the group Hot Muffins!

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Spitfire, leader of the famous Wonderbolts, notices Rainbow Dash flying too close during one of their shows and wastes no time in alerting security. Rainbow is dragged off, but not before pulling off an elaborate maneuver that catches the flyer's eye. After the show, the two run into each other again, but this time, security isn't alerted. Instead, Spitfire insists on taking the mare out for a cup of coffee and a talk.

One of her teammates is oddly unhappy about that.

Ch 1 proofread by jeray2000 and Rezio. <3
Cover art by Iopichio, used with permission. <3

Notes:~~~ A look at same-sex love in the military before 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' was repealed. This is obviously an AU, one that takes a more realistic approach to homosexuality in the military. Also, and I'm surprised by the amount of opposition this received, the Wonderbolts are a military squadron. Yes, they're performers, but they are still a part of Equestria's "Armed Forces", just like the Blue Angels and the Thunderbolts are in the US.
Warnings:~~~ Lesbian shipping, profanity, some violence.

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Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....

Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.

Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.

Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)

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To help further improve the diplomatic relations between Earth and Equestria, a human was sent to live in Canterlot Castle; to live together in harmony with it's many servants, guards, and two princesses. This move was sure to help stabilize and strengthen the alliance between the two worlds.

There was one teeny, tiny, condition though: the human, for the duration of his stay in Canterlot Castle, has to serve one of the two princesses.

Now, if you're wondering who that human is, well look no further! I'm the human you're looking for. And who am I serving? Her name is Luna. Princess Luna. I'm already getting the feeling that this is going to go swimmingly. Unless I drown first.


This is a HiE (Humano in Equestriano). It's also a first-person fic, non-clop, and human-falling-in-love-with-royalty type fic. So, if you're not into that stuff, there's my early warning for yah. Haters aside, I hope you all will have a great time reading this.

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It's Spike's 17th birthday and everyone is invited!

Upon blowing the candles, Spike receives a gift that speaks only to him. He decides to ignore it, however, until he starts doing things he would never do before.

The girls notice Spike's odd behavior, and confront him.


Shout out to Vexy & Monsieur Connoisseur for helping edit this.

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After some apocalyptic events, a man awakens in a land he recognizes all too well, in the house of a cyan blue pegasus with a rainbow-colored mane, with a body that is not his own. Simply put, this is the story of how he copes with his new life and with the relationship he shares with Rainbow Dash.

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Sometimes, it is better to speak without saying anything at all. But when not saying anything at all is the only option, it can make life much harder.

A man awakes in a new place, alone, yet not. Will he meet someone, or somepony, that will accept him for his differences?

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The nobles of Canterlot are up to their old schemes again. Trying desperately to elevate themselves from mere nobles to that of royalty, the high council begins to pressure both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna into marriage. There is only one problem the two sisters face. As the law of old states, only a pony of nobility or foreign dignitary may be eligible to wed either of the princesses. The two sisters must now find a suitable candidate willing to adhere to the balance of power they had so desperately fought to maintain, or lose their right to rule.
Luckily, there seems to be a certain somebody that meets the strict criteria and who would also not abuse his position as royal consort to the Moon and Sun. Now, if only there was a way to convince him.

((I know I am terrible at writing synopsis, but please don't let that dissuade you from giving my story a chance. Rated T for light cussing, teasing, flirtatious mares, and provocative situations. May change later on depending on how I feel and the input from the readers.))

Update: I finally got a beautiful cover art for the story! It looks so freaking amazing and I am super happy with how it turned out. The artist is super talented and you should all go view her stuff and maybe even commission something from her! I literally can't justify how amazing this picture is!
Artist: Cotton
Thank you all so much for your feedback and support! Because of you all I was featured! *happy pony noises*
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