Just when you thought things couldn't be any worse, you find out I exist. And then that's when crap hits the fan.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Unicorn Developer

Original Works. It was a good run.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Brony for life

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

hi, i've been reading stories for a while on this site and have decided to jump on the author wagon as well , i write stories mainly on adventure but if requested i would also look into other fanfics

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

I like to be tickled. ;D

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

Creativity is intelligence having fun!

God has blessed the world with three things: Pizza, Internet, and Ponies. It has been scientifically proven that, without these things, life would cease to exists, for sure.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.