Ponies have done some crazy things for love, but Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash have come up with the hair-brained scheme to top them all. Based on the success Applejack had with her ex-automaton husband, they decide to wake up the robots Nil and Null. They don't see the harm in having the machines masquerade as their special someponies for the day. Surely, it won't have any lasting consequences.

In a world where nopony can tell a back left hoof from a front right hoof from a left front hoof from a right hook hoof step, there is only a hoofful of stallions with the rhythm and blues to jazz square the beat off the streets. Get ready to get down.

King Sombra is now the ruler of the Crystal Empire. His first order of business? Stairs.

The recounting of a common Nightmare Night Story in Canterlot.

Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon was not gradual, oh no. In fact, the transition to having a heart full of contentment to one full of darkness took only a few minutes. It was just one, shocking fact that put her way over the edge.

Garret is a Pokemon Trainer with a passion for collecting Gym Badges. Upon reading the latest publication of "Cool Phrase and Obscure Badge Enthusiast Monthly", he finds an article about a registered badge that nobody owns! Determined to be the first one to lay claim to the badge of Ponyville Gym, he sets off on a journey.

When Rainbow Dash agrees to temporarily care for an abandoned foal, she ends up getting more than she bargained for. Under the scrutiny of the public eye, Rainbow Dash has to try and bring up little Taboo right.

It's been a crazy Hearts and Hooves Day for Cheerilee and Big Macintosh thanks to the antics of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. It's been a while since the two have had a chance to catch up, so they use their picnic at the gazebo to talk. Turns out there is a good deal to talk about.

Paul's boss has begun hiring the temps for the call center from an Equestrain management company. It's up to Paul, who is a ghost, to make sure a host of familiar ponies know the ins-and-outs of a human call center. To help the ponies feel more comfortable, Paul is unwittingly turned into a pony himself. He is still dead and he still couldn't care less about the well-being of his temps, so things at the call center probably won't be too different.

When everypony knows about your dirty laundry, it's hard to make a new start. Even in Ponyville they whisper about Planet Diver's questionable history. With his entire world turned on its ear, he begins the long trek to redemption one fateful night. A sequel to "Robotic Stallion Big Lugnut".

A huge thank y'all to my editor CompleteIndifference.