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Life will look up and shout, "Lemons!" and I'll look down and whisper, "No." and get bacon instead. Life had a choice, always did. Life could have chosen bacon, but instead chose lemons. That sucks.

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My Newest Work

  • The Bartender of Canterlot City Max works in a bar in Canterlot City. He gets a bunch of different customers visiting the establishment each night. by Eggtaro 7,811 words · 4,188 views · 523 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Disc: A Grand Place To Discover Your Soul If there exists a timepiece that could count down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate, would you want it? by Eggtaro 2,036 words · 88 views
  • Love Can Be 20% Cooler Too, You Know With only a week left before the Fall Formal, one young man must overcome the hardships and difficulties involved in finding a date to invite to the dance. Will he be able to find his date? Or will he fail, and cry like a little bitch? by Eggtaro 3,613 words · 907 views · 30 likes · 10 dislikes
  • A Funny Little Thing Called Love You all know what love is: it's an emotion --- a feeling that we feel but don't fully understand. Love can fill us up with profound feelings of joy, or stab us deep with a long sharp knife. Love can be funny. Love can be painful. Love can be amazing. by Eggtaro 7,963 words · 1,619 views · 73 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Backup Friend What if there was a club in school that could provide you with a backup friend? by Eggtaro 5,197 words · 173 views

Finish These, I Must

  • Fauna of Mirrors What would you do when your brand new bathroom mirror doesn't act like a normal mirror but instead acts as a looking glass to another world (bathroom, really) and vice-versa? by Eggtaro 58,913 words · 6,167 views · 426 likes · 35 dislikes
  • The Baker and The Mailmare Opening a bakery shop in Ponyville is tough. Especially when Sugar Cube Corner is right next door. You'd think that ponies be lining up my door, eagerly waiting to buy every single pastry, bread and cake I have to offer. Nope. No pony comes. Just her by Eggtaro 6,211 words · 1,598 views · 88 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Beef Fondue Under The Sunset Beef Fondue is in love with someone, and he wants to confess his feelings to her. But not the plain and simple way, no. Beef wants it to be...special, memorable, and moving. So, naturally, he seeks help from his best friend, Sunset Shimmer. by Eggtaro 10,102 words · 790 views · 39 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Princess and I: Moon To help further improve the diplomatic relations between Earth and Equestria, a human was sent to live in Canterlot Castle; to live together in harmony with it's many servants, guards, and two princesses. The human, however, has to serve one of them. by Eggtaro 36,306 words · 4,024 views · 246 likes · 22 dislikes
  • The Reject Club Life in Canterlot High was already hard as it is. But finding a school club to join? Even harder. All Celery wanted was to be able join a school club, so he can understand what it feels like to belong somewhere. He ends up in an unlikely club. by Eggtaro 11,300 words · 767 views · 44 likes · 2 dislikes

Update on The Bartender of Canterlot City(2) · 12:06pm September 20th

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you fine readers know that Chapter 3 of TBOCC is currently underway as of yesterday. I know you guys are eagerly waiting for the arrival of the next chapter, but please hold your pitchforks and torches steady with me as I continue to make swift progress!

Completion date for the next chapter is still pretty vague at this point, but I can honestly say I will have it uploaded by the mid of next month (October)! If not perhaps sooner!

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When do I get to read more into the misadventures of chocolate dick?

1993693 kk thx. . . Oh and BTW, don't get me wrong, I like the story and probably will regardless of the outcome, but uh. . . Fluttershy better win, mmk, thx.

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