But what is love? What does love truly mean? You'd read about it in novels or short stories. You'd see it in movies or TV shows. You'll even hear it from your friends and family. No matter where you go, you can bet that love will be just around the corner, waiting impatiently to make its sudden appearance.

Not everyone have had the chance to experience love, though. Take the hero of this story for example: Salami B. Salami B is your everyday average high schooler. He isn't a genius, nor a strong athlete. He isn't incredibly dashing, nor a big hit with the ladies of Canterlot High. If Salami B was anything, is average.

So, being the average guy that he was, Salami B has never once stopped to think about pursuing a romantic relationship with any of the girls in his school; he just don't understand why should he be wasting his time chasing a girl, when he could use that time to focus on other things?

Besides, love was never really something Salami took an interest in; he finds it weird and mysterious, if not downright intimidating. No, Salami B would be much better off alone and single. At least, that's what he tells himself.

But, of course, like every other love story you'd probably read, his life and views on love was about to change. And it all began when he first met Sunset Shimmer.

Our story takes place in the Equestria Girl's Universe. So, yeah, you'll find that there is an unreasonable amount of humans here instead of ponies. So, if that really ain't your thing... too bad. But if it is, welcome! And I hope you'll enjoy this.

P.S. I have no idea who did the wonderful cover art, so, unfortunately, I'm unable to give credit to the artist. If anyone knows who did the cover art, please, let me know.

P.P.S. Rated Teen because reasons.