Listen, I don't know who you are, nor do I know what you want. If you're looking for ransom money, I can assure you I don't have any. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have aquired after a short time on Fimfiction.net. If you don't be an asshole in my comment section/ use my works without permission/ anything not aforementioned that would be bad, this'll be the end of it; I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But, if you do the aforementioned things, I will look for you, I may find you, and I will do one of two things; either report you, or be lazy and not give a shit. Have a nice day.
-Rainbow Potato Cake