Beef Fondue is in love with someone (at least he think he is), and he plans to let her know. But just approaching her and telling it straight to her face ain't going to leave any lasting impressions. Beef wanted it to be special. A confession so good, it would capture her heart instantly.
But Beef hasn't got a clue on what he should do. He needed advice. So, as with all difficult situations, he seeks help from his best friend, Sunset Shimmer. But will the help he is looking for be helpful?
This Fic is set in the Equestria Girl's Universe. So, yeah, humans instead of ponies.
Cover art by the magnificent HannaH-Joy64
Chapters (5)
Poor Sunset!!!
Beef Fondue? First Creme Fraiche, then Saucy Sauce, and now Beef Fondue? I don't get your choice of OC names. They all involve food.
...Oh, and this was a good start. Predictable as all hell, but good.
Ouch that has got to hurt. I felt so bad for Sunset Shimmer. I mean she was looking so forward to it. I can probably see him and Sunset together, but let's see how this story goes. :)
5888379 don't forget Chicken Stock!
i always write when i'm hungry. Gotta stop doing that 
5888544
Guess you picked your username when you were hungry, too, huh?
5889122 eeeyup
Awesome!
Beef... Fondue...
That's both horrible and beautifully "bachelor"!
Reminds me of college.
(Ah, college. Where the question: "How long can one survive on nothing but water and Cup-o-Noodles before suffering permanent side effects?" is posted on a billboard under the heading "Frequently Asked Questions" and accompanied with a body-mass index chart to answer said question by both height/weight and muscle/bodyfat ratios.
)
So, the plot thickens. I can't wait to read the next chapter to see Sunset's thoughts and feelings about this development.
5889166 Next thing you know you're going to put Pizza Sauce as one of your OC's
5911503 thats...thats a really good idea dude.
Meow, it's Rarity.
5912887 It's so FLUFFY!!!
Wow, this is really interesting, pleases update soon :) i can't wait to see where this goes.
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I know.
if that I were beef, I would have "gone to the bathroom" and climbed out the window
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OMG! Next chap?
dude this is going to be so good!!
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5940380 I want some!
5951578 here you go
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5959494 yay!
11/10 greatest names ever. HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR????
Seriously though, great story.
I would just like to take the time to point out that "like a pig in a bacon factory" is indeed yet another...
(Pause for dramatic effect
... Food reference.
Why is this not popular? It's cute and awesome! This is really well made! Damn you, clopfics...
5975435 why thank you kindly kind sir/mam
5975685 Your welcome.
5975685 I'm a dude.
Don't worry, though. I thought this one person was a girl, but it was a guy. I feel bad. 
This is cute.
This is really cute.
This is really, really cute.
Excuse me for a moment.
Did I mention it's really cute? Because it is.
Curls up in fetal position. Crawls over to corner. Hand clutches chest. Rolls over onto back. Heart explodes from adorableness. Gasps for breath.
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRGGGGGNNNNNGGGGG!!!
Tell me. WHY AM I SLAPPING MYSELF!!!
Bruh, this idiot has no freaking clue what he is missing out on, I 'm just saying.
If you dont put those two together......