I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

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"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

space is a waste

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

What the hell is a pony?

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back