• Member Since 22nd Apr, 2012
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RoadRunneR


A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Jan
8th
2015

I don't get it. · 6:00pm Jan 8th, 2015

How can anyone sound of mind do something like this?

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Nov
8th
2014

All of my rage · 6:14am Nov 8th, 2014

The other day I was walking through the industrial zone in Blanquefort, near Bordeaux (Where I live) and I saw... an abandonned Jaguar XJS.
Just like that. A post-facelift, V12 engine (judging from the trims and badges) vintage luxury sports car sitting on a car park with vegetation starting to grow through it. No panel damage, just a bit of faded paint and flat tires. It even had the OEM wheels for fuck's sake!

MY RAGE. ALL OF IT.

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Oct
9th
2014

Ah, IGN · 3:14pm Oct 9th, 2014

So IGN gave Alien: Isolation a 5.9/10

What the fuck.

That'll be all.


Music!

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Sep
28th
2014

New chapter · 4:43pm Sep 28th, 2014

'bout time, huh?

I know, I know. I'm a lazy butt.

Anyway, it's out, so go check it out I guess.

Oh, and also, look at this! moar fanart!

And as always, music

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Sep
9th
2014

UUUUUGHHH · 3:03pm Sep 9th, 2014

Okay so I'm not dead and my stories aren't either. I get so many comments asking me "y u no update" "is it ded" "update when"...
I'm over 5 thousand words into chapter 3 (nearly finished) and I have begun writing chapter 4 already. Calm your tits people.

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Aug
29th
2014

Shit happens · 6:24pm Aug 29th, 2014

Just writing this to say my laptop, my harder-than-my-flooring piece of titanium shat itself completely, self diagnosis says it's the mobo or the power supply... and when power box goes, generally everything goes with it.
I got a replacement but it's shit and I'm waiting till monday to contact customer service. Warranty should cover it... I did open that bitch more than once, but Lenovo seems okay with that. They do offer self-serviceable parts after all.

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Jul
2nd
2014

FUCKING GOT IT · 11:57am Jul 2nd, 2014

I PASSED

I FUCKING PASSED

I ACED THEM EXAMS... almost.

BUT I DON'T CARE

I PASSED

I AM A CERTIFIED IT TECHNICIAN NAO

ONWARDS TO THE IT ENGINEERING SCHOOL

...maybe I'll get a small-time job for a while though. That kind of school is expensive.


CLAP ALONG IF YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS IS TO YOU

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Jun
29th
2014

This fandom never ceases to amaze/puzzle/disgust me. · 4:50pm Jun 29th, 2014

So I've been trying to find inspiration to write, playing games, looking at art, watching movies, and reading.

Doing so, I stumbled upon a... thing called Fall of Equestria...

...and it's porn. But not any kind of porn, mind you, the kind where the whole setting is an alternate universe where an invading enemy reduces all of the female population of Equestria to nothing but sex slaves and drive all the males, both thanks to massive scale brainwashing.

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Jun
15th
2014

Status update #S22B · 4:08pm Jun 15th, 2014

I've been working on Operation Homecoming, yes. The thing is, I want to resolve the issue between Twilight and Celestia, but not completely. I'll need that conflict for later on in the story and that's something very, very difficult for me to do. That's what I get for writing down basic scripts and not planning everything in advance, I suppose.
Also, I feel like I'm lacking in vocabulary, I repeat myself and make stupid mistakes. I think I need a trip to an English-speaking country.

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May
28th
2014

About time, take one hundred · 4:54pm May 28th, 2014

New chapter yay.

Go read it.


Music.

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