Stories about ponies are stories about people.

No longer posting. May be lurking.

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

✧ Writing tomes in my wizard tower ✧ I illustrate all of my own cover art! ✧

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog

Call me Bonnie! Sunset x Twilight truther, Rarijack enjoyer. All arts drawn here are made by me! Follow me on tumblr or whatever!

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Verily, vanity.

Not a changeling.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

When everyone and everything seems dark, don't be. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

irresistible

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

If one's standards are set low enough, they can only be impressed. It is by this metric I can claim my work astonishes.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Ooooh! Butunz!

time is a crime

space is a waste

They say that life can only be beaten by the strong. They are wrong. Life can be beaten by anyone, and anyone can make life work for them.

Can one report oneself? One sec, I'm gonna check if- THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Awkward.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I don't write stories; but I do give unwanted criticism to those who do.