I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Ooooh! Butunz!

time is a crime

space is a waste

They say that life can only be beaten by the strong. They are wrong. Life can be beaten by anyone, and anyone can make life work for them.

Can one report oneself? One sec, I'm gonna check if- THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Awkward.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I don't write stories; but I do give unwanted criticism to those who do.

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Limits are for those who believe in them.

loves tiaras.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Greetings! I am someone who exists on this website. I have been here for at least a year. I probably should catch up with my writing. I also have a discord server.

time to get off this furry boat

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Swedish injection molding technician

How hard can writing novels be, anyway?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.