Captain Cutie on duty!

As noble as we see Ourselves to be, we never quite live up to the standard of our own principle.

[they/them] Thank you for making room in your life for another amateur author. Let me bring you my gifts.

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I just really like worldbuilding!

Old enough to know better, foolish enough to still do it. Reach out if you'd like to chat. I know I do. Pony then. Pony now. Pony forever.

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

*Turns the freaking horses gay*

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

I have ideas and I'm making them your problem

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

No.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A lady in her 30s who likes to write. Like my works? Feel free to donate to my Ko-Fi account.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

🇭🇺 | "I will never trust a single word this femboy says ever again." - /mlp/ | Like what I do? Ko-Fi,

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I wanna return to monkey.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

A Warning to Others

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Guess whose back?!

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time