A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Who let the dogs out?

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

Electrician, Canadian, Homeowner, Lazy Git, and Lover of Pastel Ponies.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

This space for rent.

tacos is the new muffins!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.