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Craine


An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

Sep
27th
2015

Huh. I'm Significantly Relieved, Actually. · 2:12pm Sep 27th, 2015

In a rather neck-snapping twist of fate, Equestria Girls: The Friendship games was not only decent to watch, but it doesn't canonically F**K my most recent story, "Father". In fact, I don't even have to slap the 'Alternate Universe" tag on it. Hah! I can even stop putting it off!

Imagine my frustration, realizing I had to stick with half a goddamn chapter for MONTHS until it was confirmed. More than once, I contemplated throwing myself off a cliff.

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Aug
14th
2015

My Greatest Mistake. · 12:07am Aug 14th, 2015

Guys... If I may confide in you.

Downloading Windows 10 was probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done (not counting the time I decided to go fishing in Pittsburgh... F**kin caught a dead raccoon). All of my customized setting were reset, my priorities became OH SO un-prioritized, and Windows Media Player has become OBSOLETE!

WTF even IS Windows 10?! A beta they've been testing, or a program concocted by a goddamn FOUR-YEAR-OLD?!?!?!

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Jul
25th
2015

For The Love of 'Father' · 3:59am Jul 25th, 2015

Greetings, beautiful people.

Craine here for an update with my recent multi-chapter story, 'Father'. As some of you may know, the first four chapters of this story were updated every Saturday, and I actually intended to keep that up... Until my work schedule changed to eleven-f**king-hour days, six days a week.

Yeah... Not gonna lie, I'm a little burnt out. That's the bad news.

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Jun
14th
2015

Craine's super-rare-one-of-a-kind-never-does-unless-it's-important-Season 5 Episode Review. · 1:25am Jun 14th, 2015

Hasbro Studios.

Fan service at its best.

That is all.

Craine...

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Nov
25th
2014

So... This Is a Thing Now. · 4:15am Nov 25th, 2014

Here's exactly what you're gonna do; you're gonna shower this wonderful woman with adoration and praise, and encourage her to do more readings across the FiM fic-verse.

Do it.

Craine...

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Aug
3rd
2014

And Here I Lay Broken. · 4:28pm Aug 3rd, 2014

Yep. Broken.

My mind is naught but thick, mushy stew, pouring from my ear right now. Between Samael's Prison and Discord Punches Twilight In The Face (one of which is actually going though multiple drafts and edits) have burned me out for a time.

For all you Darksiders fans, hang tight; Samael's Prison is alive and well, I just need to rest my mind from the last three months of NON-STOP WRITING.

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Jul
18th
2014

My Dark Powers Have Reached Their ZENITH!!!! · 2:29am Jul 18th, 2014

'Discord Punches Twilight In The Face' has reached its 666th like. Fear me...

FEAR ME!!!!

Craine...

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Jul
15th
2014

?!?!?!?!?! · 11:16pm Jul 15th, 2014

It's almost funny, you know.

You work on one thing for months and months polishing, refining, making it the crème da la crème of your work. Barely gets noticed.

Then you smoke a bowl, pop a squat and s**t one out in three days with NO editing whatsoever, go to work with neutral hopes, come back and see it on, not only the feature box, but on the top. F**king. Page.

I... I need to take a walk.

(Translation, you guys are wonderful!)

Craine...

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Mar
24th
2014

The Compendium Project. · 2:09am Mar 24th, 2014

Ever breathed a sigh relief so powerful and life-changing that the walls caved in?

Neither have I, as my financial state wouldn't allow that. But I AM quite relieved, as the 'boot-camp' phase of my schooling has passed. And just look... LOOK at how behind I am on my story-list. Pathetic. Just pathetic.

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Mar
7th
2014

So... "Pony Pleaser"... · 12:13am Mar 7th, 2014

Unbelievable.

That's what I thought the first four days after I submitted "Pony Pleaser". I understand all too well, that the irony of having one's 'uncared-for' story to be better received than even their best work. But, just... Wow. "Pony Pleaser" has received more likes and faves (without EqD, or other online recommendations) than any story I've written here. And even landed me a whopping (to me, at least) 20 followers alone.

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